-All right, so race,religion, let's go politics.
I'm an Obama dude, ifyou can believe it.
I like Barack.
I got to meet him.
That's part of thereason I like him.
I got to meet himlast year at the White
House correspondents' dinner.
My buddy Seth Meyers hosted itand I wrote a bunch of jokes
And we got, I got to go.
And the day before we got likea tour of the White House.
We go through the White House.
Then we go to the Oval Office.
In the Oval Office, across fromthe Clinton blowjob desk-- it's
literally like the first thingyou think of-- they're like,
do you want to touch it?
I'm like, no thank you.
There was a coffee table.
On the coffee table,there's a bowl of apples.
Seth's mom is onthe tour as well.
And she goes, hey,are those apples real?
The woman giving us a tour waslike, yeah, would one of you
like one?I'm like, yeah.
I'm a fucking taxpayer.
So I'm eating an applein the White House,
in the Oval Office.
On the wall, Obamahas the original copy
of the EmancipationProclamation,
which I'm pretty sureis just there in case
the Tea Party's like, wedon't think you're free.
All right, look at the wall.
That's all they have left.
Literally, all they have left.