WHILE I WAS TALKINGABOUT MY EX, THE ACTRESS
BUT I SWEAR,YOU KNOW IT'S TOUGH.
IT'S A RECESSION, I SAID THAT
BUT THIS WOMAN WAS AN EGOMANIAC.
I MEAN, WE WOULD MAKE LOVE.
SHE WENT, "I REALLY WANTTO MAKE LOVE ON MY GOOD SIDE"
WHICH, OF COURSE, CAUSEDPROBLEMS FOR ME, YOU KNOW.
NO, SHE'D HAVE AN ORGASM,SHE WOULD SAY, "I LOVE ME!"
NOT GOOD, NOT GOODFOR A GUY IN BED...
IF YOU'RE HETEROSEXUAL.
BUT SHE WAS REALLY...I DON'T KNOW.
SHE, YOU KNOW,SHE WAS AN EGOMANIAC.
NOT THAT I'M NOT, I MEAN, I HAVENO SELF-ESTEEM, SO I CAN'T BE.
ALTHOUGH, I THINK MY KNEEIS VERY COCKY.
BUT THIS WOMAN WAS...I DON'T KNOW, WE MADE LOVE
AND, I DON'T KNOW,I THOUGHT SHE HAD AN ORGASM.
I SAID,"DID YOU HAVE AN ORGASM?"
SHE SAID, "YEAH, BUT I WASHOPING FOR A SERIES."
SO THAT'S, YOU KNOW.
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