Could Donald Trump Ruin the iPhone?

Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11/16/2016 Views: 213

President-elect Donald Trump has promised a tariff on imports from China, so James Davis, Arielle Vandenberg and Dan Levy break down what that could mean for iPhone lovers. (1:25)

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It's just over a weeksince a furious bird's nest

was elected president,and many peop...

Oh, they're getting outright there.

The birds are getting out.

People are still very afraid

because it's not just civilliberties being threatened.

It's also shiny things.

The Donald has promisedto tax imports from China,

-which could...-Wow.

raise the price of the iPhone,

not to mention his plan to banall iPhones that aren't white.

-Uh, this...-(laughter) -Wow.

-Listen, you know...-(cheers and applause)

These phones...

This potential $50 to $97increase is,

of course,most concerning to liberals

since many Trump supportersprefer to communicate

-through illuminati fluoridebrainwaves. -(laughter)

So, comedians, how elsemight Trump's presidency

affect the new iPhones?

James Davis.

-Now you can grab Siriby the pussy. -All right.

(laughter,cheers and applause)

(imitating Siri):Please don't do that right now.

Uh, Dan Levy.

It works a lot better than youexpected... in the red states.

-HARDWICK: All right.Uh, points. -(laughter)

Arielle.

He'll bring backthe headphone jack,

-and suddenly, everyone willlove him. -DAVIS: Yes.

HARDWICK:Yeah, that's all he's got to do.

-(applause) -Yes.-That's all he's got to do

is put the headphone jack backwhere it belongs.

We need it!