It's just over a weeksince a furious bird's nest
was elected president,and many peop...
Oh, they're getting outright there.
The birds are getting out.
People are still very afraid
because it's not just civilliberties being threatened.
It's also shiny things.
The Donald has promisedto tax imports from China,
raise the price of the iPhone,
not to mention his plan to banall iPhones that aren't white.
-Uh, this...-(laughter) -Wow.
-Listen, you know...-(cheers and applause)
This potential $50 to $97increase is,
of course,most concerning to liberals
since many Trump supportersprefer to communicate
-through illuminati fluoridebrainwaves. -(laughter)
So, comedians, how elsemight Trump's presidency
affect the new iPhones?
-Now you can grab Siriby the pussy. -All right.
(laughter,cheers and applause)
(imitating Siri):Please don't do that right now.
Uh, Dan Levy.
It works a lot better than youexpected... in the red states.
-HARDWICK: All right.Uh, points. -(laughter)
He'll bring backthe headphone jack,
-and suddenly, everyone willlove him. -DAVIS: Yes.
HARDWICK:Yeah, that's all he's got to do.
-(applause) -Yes.-That's all he's got to do
is put the headphone jack backwhere it belongs.
We need it!