Thunderball Honeys

  • Season 3, Ep 10
  • 04/03/2000
  • Views: 193

A former Thunderball Honey reminisces about the good old days of distracting players on the field. (1:51)

PLAYERS ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE HONEYS.

GOIN' SWIMMIN', LADIES ?

BRAAHHHHHHH !

YAAAAAHHHHHH !

LISTEN UP, LADIES !

BEING A PRICK-TEASE IS THEBIGGEST ASSET YOU GOT OUT THEREAGAINST CHARLIE.

NOW SKATE-- LIKE YOU'RESKATIN' ON SOMETHING.

YEAH, LIKE A GAZELLE,OR SOMETHING !

YOU MAKE CHARLIE BELIEVETHAT YOU'LL BE WAITINGFOR HIM TONIGHT,

BACK AT HIS TRAILER HOME-- 6-PACK OF BEER ON YOUR LAP...

YEAH, NOT TOO SMART.

DON'T LET 'IMKNOW YOU'RE SMART.

YOU LEARN THIS ONE QUICK,PRICK-TEASE--

CHARLIE IS ANYBODYON THAT FIELD WHO'SSWINGING A BAT,

WAGGING A TAIL,DRIVING A CAR,OR CALLING A FOUL !

YEAH !

YEAH, BUDDY !YEAH, BUDDY !

AMANDA, I'M DOWN HEREIN THE BLEECHERS WITH UTA,

ONE OF THE HONEYS FROM THEEARLY DAYS OF THUNDERBALL,

AND PERHAPS ITSFIRST BREAKOUT STAR.

UTA, NOW THAT THUNDERBALLIS ON TELEVISION,

DO YOU STILL WISH YOUWERE A PART OF IT ?

DOUG, WHEN I WASA HONEY, IT WASA DIFFERENT TIME...

WE DIDN'T PRANCE AROUNDIN BIKINIS WITH OURPERSONALS HANGING OUT.

WE HAD A CERTAINAMOUNT OF CLASS.

WE DISTRACTEDTHE PLAYERS WITHFEATHERS AND ATTITUDE.

FRANKLY, DOUG,NOWADAYS I THINKTHE GAME'S DISGUSTING.

THE THE HONEYS ARE DATINGTHE PLAYERS, THEY DON'TKNOW THE RULES,

THEIR DISTRACTIONTACTICS ARE NOBETTER THAN DOGS.

I WAS FIRED AS A HONEY WHEN I GAINED A FEW POUNDS ON A TRIP TO ITALY.

SO I HAD TO DO SOMESHADY DISTRACTION JOBSFOR A WHILE.

I WORKED FORA PICKPOCKET.

HEY, EVERYBODY'SGOTTA EAT.

WHICH REMINDS ME, DOUG--DO YOU KNOW WHEREYOUR WALLET IS ?

WHAT ?IT'S RIGHT HERE-- BINGO.

GOOD GOD, THAT'S MY WALLET !

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