Cool Wager

  • Season 3 , Ep 10
  • 10/02/2000
  • Views: 4,340

Flatpoint High's coolest girl vows to make Jerri popular, and Principal Blackman receives a not-so-subtle threat. (3:11)

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BUT LET'S WAKE UP !

I SPEAK,YOU LISTEN.

GIMME THAT,GIVE ME THAT !

( crashing window )

LANCE, LIGHTS.

OKAY, NOW,

WE ARE PRIVILEGED TO HAVEA PROFESSIONAL ARTIST

HELPING US OUT TODAY.

FIRST UP...

ARMAGEDDON.

WHAT IS THAT ?

ARMAGEDDON.

NO, IT'S NOT.

WHAT DO I CARE,I'M A BUDDHIST.

FRAN, YOU'RE LATE !

AM I ?

( female student )MY EYE !

OR IS THE REST OFTHE WORLD EARLY ?

THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.

FRAN, THAT WAS THECOOLEST COMEBACK EVER.

WE ARE SO COOL !

YES, I AM.

WHAT ABOUT ME ?I'M COOL.

THE ONLY REASONYOU'RE COOL

IS THAT YOU'REA LITTLE SATELLITE

ORBITING THEPLANET FROSTY.

SURFACE TEMPERATURE...

ZERO DEGREES"FRAN-INHEIT".

IF I WASN'TSO SHALLOW,

I WOULD BEDEEPLY INSULTED.

I COULD MAKEANYONE COOL.

ANYONE ?ANYONE.

WHAT ABOUT...

OH, MY DEAR LORD.AH--

JERRI BLANK !

SURE !BRING IT ON.

I'LL MAKEJERRI BLANK

SO COOL THAT...

BRENT BROOKS WILLASK HER OUT BY FRIDAY.

I STAKE MY COOLON IT.

( Noblet )OKAY, FINE,SHUT UP, SHUT UP.

LANCE, LIGHTS !

WELL, THESEWERE USELESS !

I GUESS YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDARTISTIC INTERPRETATION !

I UNDERSTAND CRAP !

ALL RIGHT, GET OUT,CLASS IS OVER.

THE BELL DIDN'TEVEN RING.

BRRRIIINNG !

BRRRRRRRRRIINNG !

HILLARY, LEE.

WHY ALLTHE FORMALITIES ?

I'VE ALWAYS HADA GOOD RELATIONSHIP

WITH YOU PEOPLE FROMTHE SCHOOL BOARD.

LOOK, ONYX,NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

THIS SCHOOL JUST ISN'TTURNING A PROFIT.

BUT IT'S A PUBLIC SCHOOL !

SO IS A PRIVATELY-HELDCORPORATION,

AND THEY MAKE MONEY.

WELL, WHAT CAN I DO ?

OH ONYX, NOWNOBODY SAID ANYTHING

ABOUT CLOSINGTHE SCHOOL.( sardonic cackle )OH NO !

CLOSE MY SCHOOL ?

LOOK, HILLARY,IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

NOBODY EVEN KNOWSTHE SCHOOL IS HERE.

MAYBE WE CAN PROMOTE IT !

PROMOTING SOMETHINGCOSTS MONEY,

WE WANNA MAKE MONEY.

ARE YOU CLOSINGMY SCHOOL !?

( smack )

I'M INSULTED.

IF WE WERE GOING TOCLOSE THE SCHOOL,

AND TURN THIS SPACEINTO A STRIP MALL,

DON'T YOU THINKWE'D TELL YOU ?

YOU'RE RIGHT,I GOT SPOOKED.

HA HA HA, BOO !

WHY DON'T WECHANGE GEARS,

TALK ABOUT THE BUS SITUATIONFOR NEXT YEAR...

YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T WORRYSO MUCH ABOUT NEXT YEAR.

YEAH, I WOULDJUST FOCUS ON

THE LAST FEW DAYSOF THIS YEAR.

TRY TO ENJOY YOURSELF,

SAY GOODBYETO EVERYBODY.

LEE.HILL.

MY SCHOOL !

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