Happy Burnday - Prince Harry, Lance Armstrong, Mickey Rourke & Chris Christie

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 09/18/2012
  • Views: 15,759

Jeff Ross wishes Prince Harry, Lance Armstrong, Mickey Rourke and Governor Chris Christie a happy birthday.. (1:32)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

THIS IS IT.

TAKE IT EASY.

COME ON NOW.

IT'S OUR SEASON FINALE.

ALMOST THE BEGINNING OF FALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

THE BIRDS IN MY HAIR ARE

FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S START WITH SOME BIRTHDAY

SHUTOUTS.

HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY TO THE

ROYAL (BLEEP)-UP PRINCE HARRY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT IS THE FIRST TIME THIS

YEAR HE WILL BE WEARING HIS

BIRTHDAY SUIT.

(LAUGHTER)

LANCE ARMSTRONG TURNS 41 THIS

WEEK.

HE WAS GIVEN SEVERAL BIRTHDAY

PRESENTS WHICH WERE PROMPTLY

TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM BY THE

ANTI-DOPING AGENCY.

THANK YOU.

(APPLAUSE)

>> FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I'LL BE

WISHING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY

FRIEND DAVID COPPERFIELD.

I THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING HIM A

CAR.

I COULDN'T PICK A CARD, ANY

CARD.

THAT IS MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR

THE WHOLE SEASON.

THE MICKEY THAT KIDS ARE ALL

OVER THE WORLD ARE AFRAID OF

TURNS 60 THIS WEEK.

HE TREATED HIMSELF TO A

FACE-LIFT LIFT.

AND A HAPPY AND HEALTHY

BURN-DAY TO GOVERNOR CHRIS

CHRISTIE.

HE BLEW OUT THE CANDLES IN HIS

CAKE AND HE

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