Jesus Trejo - Mexican Only Child

Flip Cup Twins Season 2, Ep 9 10/31/2014 Views: 2,128

As an only child, Jesus Trejo always had trouble playing board games. (1:21)

"THE HELL IS THAT?"

I'M WEIRD. I GET IT.I LOOK LIKE THIS. YOU KNOW?

I DIDN'T PICK THIS FACE, BRO.

I'M WEIRD, MAN.

I THINK I WAS BORN WITHA HANDICAP, 'CAUSE I'M MEXICAN,

BUT I'M A ONLY CHILD.

THINK ABOUT THATFOR A LITTLE BIT, GUYS.

I WAS ON RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

TWICE.THEY KEEP BRINGING ME BACK.

I HATE BEING AN ONLY CHILD.

IT'S LIKE,HOW AM I A ONLY CHILD

AND I STILL HAD HAND-ME-DOWNS?

IT'S HARD TO PICK UP GIRLSIN YOUR MOM'S BLOUSE

IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

LIKE, I NEED IT BACK.DON'T STRETCH IT.

IF YOU KNOW A ONLY CHILD, DON'TEVERY GIVE THEM A BOARD GAME.

THAT'S THE WORST THINGYOU CAN GIVE THEM.

LIKE, ONE YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS,MY UNCLE GAVE ME MONOPOLY.

IT'S LIKE, REALLY?I NEED MORE PLAYERS, MAN.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

SUCKS BEING AN ONLY CHILD.

LIKE, MY MOM,SHE COMES FROM A BIG FAMILY.

MY GRANDMOTHER HAD 21 KIDS.

YEAH, SOMEBODY SAID,"JESUS."

THAT'S ONE OF THEIR NAMES,ACTUALLY.

21 KIDS BY THE SAME DAD.DOUBLE-DOWN, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S CRAZY, MAN.

LIKE, I THINK MY GRANDMA GOT TOTHE POINT WHERE SHE WAS POPPING

KIDS OUT LIKE T-SHIRTSAT BASKETBALL GAMES.

LIKE...[popping noises]

I ASKED MY GRANDMA, SAID,WHAT MADE YOU STOP AT 21?

YOU COULD HAVE KEPT GOING.

AND SHE'S LIKE,WELL, NOBODY HITS ON 21.

THAT'S BLACKJACK.

LIKE, ADORABLE, GRANDMA.