I'm not a part ofthe Mile High Club--
that's having sexin the airplane.
I'm not a partof the Mile High Club. However,
one time I jerked offon a Ferris wheel.
L.A. County Fairduring the Sugar Ray concert.
If you want to applaud, you can.
If you like Sugar Ray, you can.
Guys, great news! I just got it.
I booked another movie!
(cheering and applause)
Uh, it's an adult video outin the San Fernando Valley.
I'm doing a solo sceneon a yoga mat.
I'm intense, I'm flexible,I take protein and fish oil.
Stay with me.
Whether you get it or not,
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.I'm a great athlete.
I could throw a football70 yards.
You don't believe me?
Somebody here give mea moist Nerf. I'll do it.
Like a cat! Whoo!
5-hour Energy shot. Yes!
All nightwith a Red Bull chaser!
Pushing it.I want heart "palipitations."
Sweat is my friend.
Things are going well.I live in L.A.
I've got a great apartment:carpeted bedroom,
carpeted living room,carpeted balcony,
sub-Mediterranean parking.
I live above a Lebanesechicken restaurant.
I just boughta 1996 Toyota Avalon:
leather exterior,
cruise control in reverse,
bumping sound system,
listening to Bow Wowand Luda'ris.
Arms crossed: negative.
Arms crossed: negative.Hands in your crotch: negative.
Negative, negative, negative,negative, negative!
I'm positive energy. You got it.