Tracy Morgan - Thanksgiving in the Hood Pt. 1

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 9,146

Now that Tracy Morgan lives in the suburbs, he misses the crazy Thanksgiving dinners that he used to have with his family. (1:56)

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LIFE IS DIFFERENT.

IT'S DIFFERENT IN THE SUBURBS.I REALIZE THAT.

'CAUSE I LIVE IN THE SUBURBSNOW. IT'S DIFFERENT.

LIKE THANKSGIVING.

THANKSGIVING DIFFERENTIN THE SUBURBS.

THEM WHITE PEOPLEBE HAVING NICE THANKSGIVINGS,

AND THEY END ON TIMEAND EVERYTHING.

IN THE HOOD, OUR THANKSGIVINGSDIDN'T START UNTIL LIKE 1:00.

THEY HAD TO GIVE OUT FLYERS.

"FEMALES FREE BEFORE 12:00."YOU KNOW?

THERE WAS DUDESOUTSIDE OUR APARTMENT

TALKING ABOUT,"YO, IS BITCHES IN THERE?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

THANKSGIVING IN MY HOUSEDIDN'T START

UNTIL SOMEBODY OPENED UPTHAT SMIRNOFF.

IT'S GOING DOWNRIGHT THEN AND THERE.

I ALWAYS HAD THAT AUNTTHAT WAS A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS,

KNOW SHE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BECELEBRATING NO DAMN HOLIDAYS,

BUT SHE SHOWED UP ANYWAYWITH HER CRAZY FAMILY

'CAUSE SOMEBODY COOKED.

AND SHE'S THE FIRST ONE.

NOBODY PAYING HER ATTENTION,

'CAUSE SHE DID THIS JEHOVAH'SWITNESS SHIT ALL HER LIFE.

AND THEN SOON AS SHE GET DRUNK,

SHE'S THE FIRST ONETO PULL THAT TITTY OUT.

SHE'S DANCING, DOINGTHE ELECTRIC SLIDE WITH IT OUT.

♪ YOU CANNOT SEE IT

♪ IT'S ELECTRIC,BOOGIE-OOGIE-OOGIE ♪

♪ KNOW THAT IT'S THERE

♪ YEAH, HERE, THERE

♪ I WANT TO GROOVE

♪ AND DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH

[ LAUGHS ]

FIRST ONE TO GET DRUNKAND WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH,

AND WE ALL LOVE IT.

HOPE SHE BRING UP COUSIN LONNY.

WE ALL KNOW HE GOTA LITTLE SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'

EXTRA ON THE SIDE.

SHE'LL BE THE FIRST ONETO TELL THE TRUTH.

"BOBBY IS NOTTHAT BOY'S FATHER!"

AND THE BOY'S SITTINGRIGHT THERE. HE 44 YEARS OLD.

"BOBBY'S NOT THAT DAMN BOY'SFATHER. Y'ALL KNOW IT!

BOBBY'S A GOOD MAN.

BUT HE AIN'TTHAT DAMN BOY'S FATHER."

AND HE RIGHT THERE CRYING."I HATE Y'ALL. Y'ALL AIN'T NOFAMILY.

EVERYTHING THANKSGIVING, Y'ALLGOT TO BRING MY FATHER INTO IT.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GOBACK DOWN SOUTH, MAN."