Exclusive - Road to Roast Battle: New York - Uncensored

Road to Roast Battle Season 1, Ep 1 07/24/2016 Views: 4,401

When Roast Battle visits New York City, Sam Morril takes on Christi Chiello, Mike Recine spars with Yamaneika Saunders, and Scott Chaplain battles Mike Lawrence. (1:47)

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- We are in New York City, the birthplace of roasting.

They sit around and bust each other's balls anyway.

So the fact that we're gonna have an actual night

dedicated to that is really big for Roast Battle.

- I think it's good to always respect your opponent.

- That voice, it's like a police siren.

It's loud, it's irritating,

and it's mostly used to chase black man.

So many black comics have been inside you,

your underwear shouldsay Kevin Hart Presents.

(laughs)

- Wow.

- No!

- There's probably like a mutual respect for each other

cause we're both very honest.

Two years ago, she was axed from Last Comic Standing

and last year she was asked to leave an Old Country Buffet.

(audience laughs)

That's a great joke.

(laughs)

- His entire act is gonna be how fat, how black I am.

He's never gonna mention once

that my clit is bigger than his dick.

(audience cheers)

- It was like beautiful, you know.

It was wordplay, it wasracism, it's everything I like.

(laughs)

- You're battling Mike Lawrence.

He's kinda like a teacher to you, right?

- No, did he said that?

(laughs)

He's just a retarded guy I hang out with.

A lot of people think he's like

one of the best in the city, if not the best.

So yeah, I'm excited to battle him.

At least I know my dad's watching this from heaven.

Your dad won't even watch you on Seth Meyers.

(laughs)

Fucking dude.

(air horn blows)

- I've had to think about Scott Chaplain

in the last two weeks.

I've fucked my wife and said,

"Did you like that, Scott Chaplain?"

Scott's sister is a stripper.

(audience laughs)

She's really ashamed of it so in order to stay anonymous,

she uses the stage name, Scott Chaplain.

(audience laughs)

- Wow, oh my God.

- We've probably got the best comics

that we're gonnahave on the show

and it's in the biggestcity in the world.

So, we're really excited about it.

- It's family entertainment at its fucking worst.

(laughs)