Black Satanists - "The Alex Show"

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 07/20/2011
  • Views: 9,029

Jon appears on a talk show to get his van back from black Satanists. (1:12)

- BLACK SATANISTS--WHO ARE THEY,

AND CAN THEY CAUSE HARMTO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?

[soft theme music]

[applause]

HERE WITH US TONIGHTIS JON BENJAMIN.

HE WAS JUST RECENTLY RELEASEDOUT OF A HOSPITAL

AFTER HAVING ACIDTHROWN IN HIS FACE

AS PART OFA BLACK SATANIC RITUAL.

[audience reacts]

JON, WHY DO YOU THINKTHAT THEY CHOSE YOU

TO DO THIS TO?

- TO BE HONEST, ALEX,I HAVE NO IDEA.

LOOK, I'M NOT SOMEBODYWHO WANTS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

OF STIRRING UPRACIAL TENSIONS.

MAY I?

- OH, PLEASE.

- WHAT YOU DOIS REPREHENSIBLE.

I HAVE NO FACE.

AND I SWEAR TO GOD

IN EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING,

IF YOU DO ONE THINGTO HARM MY VAN,

I WILL COME HUNT YOU DOWN.

[applause]

BRING MY VAN BACK!

[cheers and applause]

BRING IT BACK!

[soft theme music]

- LOOK OUT, BLACK SATANISTS.

AMERICA IS WATCHING.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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