The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Full Metal Budget

Season 14 • 04/08/2009

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates wants to get rid of the military's laser plane.

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06:04

Bad Korea Move
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Dong expert Wyatt Cenac reports on North Korea's Taepodongs.
04/06/2009
06:07

Baracknophobia - Obey
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Only now with the advent of Potato Day has tyranny come to our shores.
04/07/2009
06:58

Jehan Sadat
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Jehan Sadat believes peace in the Middle East is possible if the leaders are sincere about making it happen.
04/07/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Turkey Loves Obama
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A county in Turkey showed their love for Obama by sacrificing 44 sheep.
04/07/2009
06:58

00Bama - International Man of History
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Barack Obama will rid the world of nuclear weapons and make vegetables taste like ice cream.
04/07/2009
02:47

I Now Pronounce You Ben & Jerry
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A new ice cream flavor celebrates Vermont's vote to legalize same-sex marriage.
04/08/2009
02:42

Military Budget Cuts
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After military budget cuts, Wyatt Cenac wants to know who will protect us from engineered salamanders.
04/08/2009
08:45

Nancy Pelosi
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Nancy Pelosi is excited about the breakthrough legislation that's passed since Barack Obama took office.
04/08/2009
00:15

Intro - Pelosi Talks Budget
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Everyone hopes Nancy Pelosi will talk budget.
04/08/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Stop Talking
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Fox News' Neil Cavuto asks a guest to stop talking over him.
04/08/2009
05:25

Full Metal Budget
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Secretary of Defense Robert Gates recommends fundamental changes to the military budget, including the elimination of the laser plane.
04/08/2009
04:35

Easter & Passover Highlights
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Jon Stewart and the correspondents cover egg roll hysteria, seder traditions and more with the biggest rites of spring.
04/09/2009
00:43

Intro - Buy Bear Stearns Book
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Jon thinks the Bear Stearns book is a good buy.
04/09/2009
05:08

Dirty Bird Special
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Jason Jones exposes the rise in STDs among Florida's senior citizens and gets a taste of the swinging retiree Miami nightlife.
04/09/2009
06:41

Faith the Nation
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While the pundits question Barack Obama's faith, Aasif Mandvi debates which monotheistic religion Obama will finally choose.
04/09/2009
07:00

William Cohan
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William Cohan explains the difference between a Ponzi scheme and an investment bank.
04/09/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bunch of Citizens
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News pundits debate how Barack Obama should appropriately describe American faith.
04/09/2009
04:32

The Buc Stops Here
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Richard Phillips becomes America's newest hero after pirates attack his freighter.
04/14/2009
02:48

Road to the Doghouse - Bo Obama
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Bo Obama becomes America's first openly gay White House dog.
04/14/2009
00:19

Moment of Zen - First Dog Puns
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The press is panting over news about the Obama family's new White House puppy.
04/14/2009
06:48

Ron Darling
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Ron Darling describes the ultimate walk of shame for a baseball pitcher.
04/14/2009
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