Jamie Kennedy - AIDS Test

Witty, Franklin, Hamilton, Shaw Season 8, Ep 0806 03/25/2005 Views: 4,874

Jamie refuses to get the results of his AIDS test on a Friday. (1:02)

GET AN AIDS TEST.

AND SHE WANTED ME TO GET THE

RESULTS ON A FRIDAY.

[LAUGHTER]

I SAID, I'M NOT DOING THAT.

AND SHE SAID, WHY?

I SAID, BECAUSE IF I HAVE IT,

IT WILL RUIN MY WHOLE WEEKEND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HEY, BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

THIS WEEKEND?

CRYING.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEVER SEE?

YOU NEVER SEE A GAY GUY TURNING

STRAIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU SEE STRAIGHT GUYS TURNING

GAY.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT A NAGGING WIFE

AND KIDS THAT MAKES A MAN GO

STRAIGHT TO A PENIS?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ANYONE?

THINK ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT.