Greg Giraldo - No-Talent Success Stories

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/15/10 Views: 187,364

Greg Giraldo wonders if the members of the dais have made deals with the devil. (0:51)

I DO--I DO LOVE THAT--THATSTEWIE CHARACTER ON YOUR SHOW.

HE'S GREAT.

UH, YOU MADE ALL YOUR MONEY'CAUSE YOU CREATED

A F---ED-UP,CRIMINAL BABY.

YOU'RE LIKE MICHAEL LOHAN.

HOW--HOW, UH...

[laughter and applause]HOW...

HOW--HOW CHEESYIS THIS DAIS?

HOW CHEESY IS THIS DAIS?IT'S NOT A ROAST. IT'S A MELT.

JERRY SPRINGER,GEORGE HAMILTON--

LOOK AT THESENO-TALENT SUCCESS STORIES.

THE DEVIL HAS SIGNEDSO MANY DEALS WITH YOU PEOPLE,

HE'S GOTCARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

[laughter]

PAM ANDERSON IS HERE,EVERYBODY.

I HOPE THIS ISN'TTOO DIRECT, PAM,

BUT GOD, I-I'VE J---ED OFFTO YOU A LOT.

UH, YOU--YOU--YOU'VE CAUSED METO SPILL MORE SEED

THAN MUHAMMAD ALIAT A BIRD FEEDER.

[laughter]

PAM, YOU...YOU HAVE A...

YOU...

- THERE'S A COMPLIMENTIN THERE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

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