Louis C.K. - Stupid People

  • Season 5 , Ep 10
  • 09/02/2001
  • Views: 26,349

Louis C.K compares stupid and crazy people. (1:34)

LOUIS C.K.>> IT'S ALWAYS BETTER

TO HAVE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE

CRAZY RATHER THAN STUPID,

YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE STUPID SUCKS.

STUPID IS LIKE THE WORST THING

SOMEBODY...

NOBODY'S NICE TO STUPID PEOPLE.

NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR THEM.

IF YOU'RE STUPID PEOPLE JUST GO,

"WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?

YOU STUPID (BLEEP)."

FINE.

IF YOU'RE RETARDED THEY'RE LIKE,

"HEY PUT HIM IN CAMP.

GIVE HIM A T-SHIRT.

HOORAY FOR THE RETARDED GUY."

BUT IF YOU'RE STUPID,

"SHUT UP STUPID, YOU DUMB ASS,

GET IN THE BACK YOU IDIOT."

WHY?

AND IF YOU'RE CRAZY YOU GET ALL

KINDS OF RESPECT.

"HEY, HOW YOU DOING THERE,

BUDDY?

(LAUGHTER)

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE CRAZY

GUY.

THAT'S WHY IF YOU DO SOMETHING

STUPID IN PUBLIC YOU FEEL PEOPLE

FORMING AN OPINION ABOUT YOU,

GO FOR "CRAZY"; THAT'S YOUR BEST

OPTION.

IT IS.

PLENTY OF CRAZY PEOPLE IN

NEW YORK.

THERE ARE SO MANY CRAZY PEOPLE

HERE.

I THINK IT'S LIKE ONE OUT OF

EVERY ONE PERSON IS COMPLETELY

OUT OF THEIR MIND.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IT'S TRUE.

IT'S TRUE.

EVERYBODY'S CRAZY.

IT'S NOT JUST THE GUY WITH THE

BAG ON HIS HEAD.

THAT'S... IT'S...

EVERY--

ANYBODY CAN BE CRAZY.

YOU EVER START A CONVERSATION

WITH A STRANGER ON LIKE THE

SUBWAY AND HALF WAY THROUGH

YOU REALIZE THAT THEY'RE

COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR MIND,

LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH,

YOU'RE TALKING AND THEN ALL OF A

SUDDEN YOU GO,

"OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.

OH.

I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO

SOMEBODY."

BUT IT'S A NICE CULTURE BECAUSE

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