mean, unless you make themfor yourself in a flower pot.
Um, I'll just have the one.
Um, but uh, you know, if youreally want to get your money's
worth on the drinks, whatyou do is give blood.
Have you ever done this?
One beer will kick your butt.
Um, and exce-- the problemis that they make you
wait a couple of weeks beforethey let you come back in,
and give blood again.
So, you just saywell, screw them,
I'll take out my own blood.
Uh, but uh, let metell you something,
it's not as easy as it looks.
Um, I'm sure anybody can getthe flow of blood started,
but it's the whole operat-- evenonce you get the hang of it,
it can still be a little tricky.
And I mean-- I'll tell you,for example, never, ever
start having thebeer before you're
finished draining the blood.
Uh, you know, you're drinkingthe beer, got a little logy,
I lost track-- almostdrained all the whole kitchen
bag full of my own blood,bef-- before I realized,
you know, I didn'teven notice till I
tried to get up forthat second beer.
Um, and then I'm trying tosqueeze it back in, you know,
and then-- andthat's like trying
to put toothpasteback in the tube.
But actually, you definitely dowant to keep some fresh blood
around for in the morning,in case you're hung over.
You put the-- it's like uh,Keith Richards' home game.
Um, but uh, anyway,now I know we're
going to get a lot of letters,people writing in about telling
everybody to draintheir own blood.
Well, let me-- it's-- letme just say one thing,
it's a joke!
Don't go running out, getting abasketball needle and a rubber
hose, and trying todrain off your own blood.
That stupid, you know,you'll kill yourself, or hurt
yourself, or it'llbe embarrassing
or make a big mess.
And your parents willbe reminding you of it
for the rest yourlife, that's for sure.
You know those things where,remember the time you tried
to drain off your ownblood, 'cause Jake
told you to do iton Comedy Central?