PubLIZity - Niece Denise

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 8,301

When Liz B.'s niece Denise shows up unaccompanied at the PubLIZity offices, Liz G. takes it upon herself to show her a good time. (2:56)

SO IT'S UP TO USTO PICK UP THE SLACK, OKAY?

[door closes]- UM, HELLO?

- YEAH.MAY I HELP YOU?

- UM, I'M DENISE.

- YEAH, MY NAME IS LIZ.I'M PART OF PUBLIZITY.

IT'S BASED OFF OUR NAMES.

- UH...

DO YOU KNOWWHERE MY AUNT ELIZABETH IS?

- OKAY, YOU GUYS, GETTHE [bleep] OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

HI, SWEETHEART.

- UM, I'M MY AUNT ELIZABETH'SNIECE DENISE.

AND...

WHAT THE HECK?

- THAT'S CASSANDRA.

YOU DON'T HAVETO PAY ATTENTION TO HER, OKAY?

SO YOU CAME HERE TO SEEYOUR AUNT ELIZABETH.

- EXACTLY. MY AUNT ELIZABETHINVITED ME TO COME

AND VISIT HER,AND SO I DID.

AND SHE SENT MEIN A LIMOUSINE FROM THE AIRPORT.

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CALLMY PARENTS AND TELL THEM THAT...

[breathes deeply]

MY AUNT ELIZABETHDIDN'T COME AFTER THE LIMO.

- YOUR PARENTS TALKABOUT YOUR AUNT ELIZABETH?

- THEY SAY THAT SHE'SA PIECE-OF-TRASH PERSON.

- YOU'RE FUNNY.I LIKE YOU.

- YOU'RE FUNNY.

YOU'RE BASICALLY THE LARGESTWOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

- OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD, LIKE,GO OUT TO LUNCH

AND JUST HAVE,LIKE, GIRL TALK.

- IS THIS A TRICK?

- LOOK, YOU HAVE THIS SWEET,LOST LITTLE GIRL.

IT'S, LIKE, MY MOTHERINGINSTINCTS JUST, LIKE...

[deep voice]KICK IN.

[upbeat music]

AND, LIKE, NOWI JUST, LIKE, WANT TO EAT SALAD.

IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY.

IT'S, LIKE,THAT'S WHAT I'M CRAVING.

SO, LIKE, THAT'SWHAT I'M HAVING FOR LUNCH.

- NICE SHOES.I LIKE THOSE.

- OH, YOU LIKE THEM?- YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT.

- YEAH, WE GOT 'EMON A SHOPPING SPREE TODAY.

- IT'S AMAZINGWHAT YOU CAN GET SHOPPING.

- WAIT.HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

ARE YOU A PHOTOGRAPHER?- YEAH.

- WELL, THIS IS DENISE.SHE'S VISITING.

- HI.- HEY.

- OH, MY GOD.I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA.

THERE'S, LIKE,CRAZY ARTISTIC CHEMISTRY

HAPPENING HERE.[camera shutter clicking]

WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DOINGA PHOTO SHOOT WITH DENISE

SO SHE CAN GET, LIKE,SOME HEAD SHOTS AND STUFF?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?I MEAN, OF COURSE I WANT

TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER.

- AM I BEING DISCOVEREDRIGHT NOW?

AND IF SO, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKEMY PICTURE

BY A COCONUT PALM TREE?

- I CAN TAKE YOUR PICTURENEXT TO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

LET'S START RIGHT NOW.[cell phone buzzing]

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?I JUST HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL.

YOU GUYS SIT DOWNAND FIGURE IT OUT.

NO, JUST DO IT.I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.- HELLO? NO, CASSANDRA!

YOU'RE BEING A [bleep] IDIOT!- LIZ!

LIZ.

OH, WE'RE STARTING?[camera shutter clicks]

CAN I SEE?

[camera shutter clicks] CAN I SEE?

- OH, THESE ARE GREAT.[camera shutter clicks]

- CAN I SEE IT?

[camera shutter clicks]MAY I PLEASE SEE IT?

[camera shutter clicks]OH, THAT WAS A WINK.

- OH, MY GOD,I SEE MAGAZINE COVERS HERE.

- REALLY?DO YOU KNOW WHERE LIZ WENT?

- WHO'S LIZ?

- LIZ IS MY...[camera shutter clicks]

LIZ IS MY...[camera shutter clicking]

LIZ IS MY...

[camera shutter clicking]- YOU'RE MY NIECE NOW.

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