Hugh Fink - Come On, Bobby

Tommy Sledge & Hugh Fink Season 1, Ep 0119 02/24/1992 Views: 6,394

A first base coach provides indispensable strategy. (2:30)

I FOLLOW SPORTS,AND I THINK BASEBALL

IS THE MOST INTELLECTUAL SPORTWE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY.

I SAW A GAME ON TV.

THEY PUT A WIRELESS MIKEAROUND THE FIRST-BASE COACH.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW CRUCIALTHE FIRST-BASE COACH IS

HELPING THE TEAM WITH STRATEGY,TILL I HEARD THIS FOR TWO HOURS:

( as sports announcer: )NOW BATTING, BOBBY BONILLA.

( clapping )

( with nasal voice: )COME ON, BOBBY.

( clapping )

COME ON, BOBBY.

( scattered laughter )

COME ON, BOBBO.

COME ON, BOBITA.

( as announcer: )BATTING NEXT, BARRY BONDS.

( with nasal voice: )COME ON, BARRY.

COME ON, BAR' BOY.

( as announcer: )STEPPING TO THE PLATE...

ANDREAS GALARRAGA.

( scattered laughter )

COME ON, BOBBY.

( laughter )

BOBBO.

( applause )

MY DAD USED TO TAKE MEFOR CHINESE FOOD

AFTER BASEBALL GAMES

BUT I DON'T GOTO CHINESE RESTAURANTS ANYMORE.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?

I CAN'T TELL WHEN THE WAITERSARE BEING SARCASTIC.

"EXCUSE ME, SIR.

"THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN--IS THAT SPICY?"

( with Chinese accent: )"NO, SWEET."

( scattered laughter )

"I ORDERED EGG ROLLSAN HOUR AGO."

( with Chinese accent: )"I KNOW-- THANKS FOR REMINDING ME."

"I'M A COMEDIAN, HERE ARESOME TICKETS TO MY SHOW."

"I'M SUREYOU'RE VERY FUNNY MAN."

( laughter )

IN LOS ANGELES I NEVER CALLCHINESE DELIVERY PLACES.

THEY'RE WAY TOO THOROUGH.

"HI, I'D LIKETO PLACE AN ORDER."

( with Chinese accent: )"OH, IS THIS HUGH FINK?"

"YES, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?"

"WE HAVE YOUR VOICEON COMPUTER VOICEPRINT."

"COULD I TELL YOUWHAT FOOD I'D LIKE?"

"WE ALREADY KNOW--HE BE THERE IN THREE MINUTES."

( laughter )

"WAIT A MINUTE, I'M LEAVINGMY APARTMENT FOR TWO HOURS."

"THAT'S OKAY

"WE HAVE A LOCKSMITH BREAKIN YOUR APARTMENT-- NO PROBLEM.

"BY THE WAY,YOUR PLANTS NEED WATERING.

"THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP.

"ONE MORE THING,YOUR GIRLFRIEND--

SHE FAKE ORGASM."

( laughter and applause )