- Oh look, the freshmanshit crew is here.
- [mumbling]...turn up?
- You heard the man.
Did y'all bringthe turn up or what?
- They brought the treats.They cool.
- ♪ Pop that, pop that ♪
[all chanting]Randy, Randy, Randy!
Oh, hell yeah.This shit is nice!
I guess I'llgive you all a pass.
- Time to hollerat some breezies.
Bubblicious on the breath?Check.
Black Jesus on the chain?Double check.
Semi-circleshaved around the base
for that extra 1/2 inch?
You already know.
- This shit gonnabe hilarious.
- ♪ P-I-M-P, bitch
- Say, Thotty Pippen,can a brother my complexion
roll in your direction?
Aye, shorty,ever had a milk mustache?
Skip the bullshit.You tryin' to hump?
- Come near me again,and I'll rip
your little pink dick offand shove it up your ass!
- Damn, girl!- Is you all right, my nig?
- You saw it, yo.
She fondled my junkin front of everybody,
and I ain't gonna lie...
[whispering]I nutted a little.
- Aw, shit!
- Oh, hell no, Jamal.
You can't call nobody?
- She about to go"Basketball Wives" on yo ass.
- Come on, Medina.
Why you got toblow up the spot?
[whispers]Let's just talk later.
- Nah, nah, nah.
You little short,fat motherfucker.
You didn't say thatwhen you was
killin' my goodie boxlast night.
- You trippin', girl.
Only thing killin'your coochie
is the stink of themleftover doo-boo crumbs!
- You want to talk shit,you little milk dud
with a afrolookin' motherfucker?
Your dick so small,you pee on your nuts!
- Oh, it's like that, huh?
Well, you're so fatthat your blood type
is sriracha, bitch!
You into somekinky shit, Jamal.
You put whipped cream in placesI didn't even know I had.
I'm gonna haveyour baby, Jamal.
- Isn't that Precious?
No, seriously, is it?
- Yo, I think them Jamalliesare kicking in.
- Not bad for a dudefailing chemistry.
all: Jamallies,Jamallies, Jamallies!
- Yo, those Jamalliesturnt it up!
To show my appreciation,
I got a littlesomething something
y'all might like.
- Come in here, legends.- We're so horny.
- Aw, yeah.
We all aboutto get our nuts!
[thumping and ripping]
- That's it![laughter]
- Yeah, let that bea lesson to you, fresh fish.
That's how I do.
[mocking]I thought I was gonna
get laid today.
- I'm gonna takeyour dime and your shine,
you basic bitch!
all: Oh!- Oh, snap!
- [mumbling] I told you thesenigs on some new improved shit.
- I'm about topush your wig back
like LeBron's hairline.
[shouting and groaning]
- Fucking Jamallies!