Orgasmic Water Birth

  • Season 4 , Ep 1
  • 01/22/2014
  • Views: 13,042

The guys go to Montez's house to pick him up for an EDM festival, but Colleen's desire to keep him around for her baby shower stands to derail their plan. (1:28)

- WASSUP?- WHERE Y'ALL BEEN?

I CALLED Y'ALL 15 TIMES.DID YOU GET MY VOICEMAILS?

AND WHY DO YOULOOK LIKE GAY PREDATOR?

- DO VOICEMAILS STILL EXIST?

[laughs]YOU ARE OLD, DUDE.

AH, PLUS I'D NEVERGIVE YOU MY REAL NUMBER

BECAUSE I HATE YOUAS A PERSON.

WHERE ARE THE TICKETS?- YEAH.

- MAN, COLLEEN GOT ME STICKINGAROUND THIS BABY SHOWER, OKAY?

I TOLD HERTHIS IS GIRL STUFF,

BUT SHE ALMOST CAME OUTTHE BAG ON ME.

- OKAY, WELL, HOW FAR ALONGARE WE IN THIS BABY PROCESS?

CAN WE MAYBE--- CAN WE ABORT THE BABY?

- LET'S JUST--WE'LL BRINGYOU BACK A GLOW STICK, OKAY?

WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND.- YOU KNOW WHAT?

QUITE FRANKLY, THIS MIGHTWORK OUT BETTER FOR US.

GET THE TICKETS,KEEP IT TO THE THREE AMIGOS.

- YEP.- OH, I LIKE THAT.

- ENERGY.

- THE TICKETS ARE UNDER "WALKER"AT WILL CALL.

IF I DON'T GO,NONE OF US ARE GETTING IN.

- THAT IS WHY I THINKWE SHOULD KEEP IT

THE FOUR AMIGOS, RIGHT?

- YEAH.- THE FOUR OF US TOGETHER.

- YEAH, GET IN.- GET IN HERE.

- THIS IS AN ENERGY THINGWE'RE DOING--

- NO, Y'ALL DON'T GET IT, MAN.

COLLEEN GOING CRAZYOVER THIS CHILD.

SHE ALREADY REDECORATEDTHE NURSERY,

GOT SOME EXPENSIVE-ASS DOULATO DELIVER THE BABY,

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,

SHE WANTSTO DO SOMETHING CALLED

"ORGASMIC WATER BIRTH."

- WELL, WHAT--WHAT--- I'M SORRY?

- OKAY, COME AGAIN?- EW.

- IT'S WHEN SHE BUSTS A NUTWHEN THE BABY FLOP OUT.

- OH!

- IT COULD BE HOT,COULD BE NOT.

IT'S TOO MUCH, MAN.

- UGH, THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING.

NOT THE ORGASMING PART--THAT SOUNDS COOL--

BUT, LIKE, THE BABY PARTBECAUSE THEY RUIN "VERGINAS."

"VERGINAS."

- WAIT, WHO MAKES HER BUST,YOU OR THE BABY?

- I DON'T KNOW.

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