Billy Gardell - Overmedicated

  • Season 12 , Ep 23
  • 06/06/2008
  • Views: 9,587

Here's a pill to eat, here's a pill to sleep, here's a pill to screw (1:09)

INTO THEIR FAKE LITTLESAFETY COCOONS, WHAT DO WE DO?

WE RUN FORTHE MEDICINE CABINET, RIGHT?

'CAUSE THE MEDICAL COMMUNITYHAS CONVINCED US AND SCARED US

INTO THINKING WE NEEDA PILL FOR EVERYTHING WE DO.

"HERE'S A PILL TO EAT.HERE'S A PILL TO SLEEP.

"HERE'S A PILL TO CRAP.HERE'S A PILL TO SCREW.

"HERE'S A PILL THAT'LL OFFSETTHE EAT-SLEEP-CRAP-SCREW PILL.

"HERE, TAKE YOUR PILLS.

"WHAT'S THE MATTER?YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB?

"HERE'S A LITTLE BLUE PILL AND APICTURE OF TWO DICKS IN A CANOE

"WITH THE WORD 'TEAMWORK'UNDER IT.

GET BACK TO YOUR CUBICLE."

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

IF YOU ARE OVER 35 AND YOU'VESTARTED TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS,

GET ANOTHER JOB AND SHUT UP!

SUCK IT UP JUST A LITTLE BIT FORTHE FOLKS WHO WENT BEFORE US.

YOU THINK THE GUYSTHAT WERE BLOWING UP THE ROCKIES

AND LAYING RAILROAD TRACKS

STOPPED IN THE MIDDLEAND WENT, "I CAN'T FINISH

"THE INTERCONTINENTALRAILROAD TODAY, BOB.

I'M SAD."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IS THAT WHERE WE'RE AT, HUH?WE NEED MEDICINE FOR SAD?

HAVE YOU MET THOSE PEOPLE?

"I'M SAD ALL THE TIME,AND I DON'T KNOW WHY."

'CAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB!

WE'RE ALL SAD!WE CHEER UP FRIDAY AT 5:30!

TIGHTEN YOUR CHIN STRAPAND GET BACK IN THE GAME!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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