Haunted House Pt. 2

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 03/28/2013
  • Views: 6,680

In order to scare customers at a haunted house to the point of a lawsuit, Nathan must make them believe that they have contracted a deadly disease. (3:12)

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I EXPLAINED TO BRUCE THATWE NEEDED TO CONVINCE CUSTOMERS

THEY SOMEHOW CONTRACTEDA DISEASE THEY'RE LIKELY

TO DIE FROM.

BRUCE RELUCTANTLY AGREEDTO LET ME TRY IT OUT FOR A DAY.

AND AFTER A WEEK OF PREPARATION,MY ACTORS WERE READY.

IT WAS TIME FOR PEOPLE TO ENTERTHE WORLD'S SCARIEST

HAUNTED HOUSE.

WELL, THANKS FOR COMINGTO THE REIGN OF TERROR.

- OH, WE'RE EXCITED, MAN.- YOU'RE EXCITED?

- YEAH, MAN.

- I HAVE TO WARN YOUBEFORE YOU GO IN.

- OH, DANG.

- THIS HAUNTED HOUSEIS EXTREMELY SCARY.

- I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.- ARE YOU SURE?

- YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, WELCOMETO THE REIGN OF TERROR.

- YOU FIRST.

[air hissing][shrieks]

- OOH...

- MOMMY.- HELLS....

- YOU'RE MY MOMMY.- [screams]

[both laugh]

[chainsaw buzzing]- [screams]

- [growls]- AAH!

- [roars]

- [evil laugh]

- [laughs]

- SORRY, ONE SEC.WHAT? WHO?

WHO? HER?- YEAH.

- SORRY, CAN YOUCOME WITH ME FOR A SEC?

SORRY, GUYS.

WERE YOU GUYS SCARED IN THERE?- YEAH.

- SO SORRY, DID SHETOUCH YOU BY ANY CHANCE?

OR WAS THERE A--

- UM, I THINK SHE PROBABLYTOUCHED MY NECK.

- MOMMY!- [screams]

[slow-motion laughter]

- LIKE, I USUALLYWEAR MY GLASSES

AND THIS TIME I DIDN'T,AND I OVERSHOT THE GRAB

AND I WAS SUPPOSEDTO NOT TOUCH YOU.

- WAIT, SORRY, JUST--- SORRY.

- CAN YOU GUYSWAIT IN HERE ONE SEC?

- YEAH.- SORRY, ONE SECOND.

- WHAT IS IT CALLED?- IT'S CALLED KLEIN'S DISEASE.

AND IT'S AN IMMUNITY--- KLEIN DISEASE?

- KLEIN'S DISEASE.- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

- SHE HAS AN AUTO-IMMUNE THING.

SHE WORRIED WHENSHE TOUCHED YOU,

SHE TRANSMITTEDSOMETHING TO YOU.

- MM-HM.

- SO DON'T GET FREAKED OUTOR ANYTHING,

BUT I CALLED AN AMBULANCE.

PARAMEDICS ARE JUSTCOMING TO MAKE SURE.

THEY'LL LOOK AT YOU,IT'S JUST PRECAUTIONARY.

SO JUST HOLD TIGHT.THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- NO PROBLEM.

- I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIMEIN THE HAUNTED HOUSE.

SORRY ABOUT THIS.- IT'S ALL GOOD.

- HEY, GUYS.- HEY.

- UH, JUST IN HERE.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTSOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

- I DON'T THINK SO.I DON'T LOOK BACK THERE A LOT.

[laughter]

- OKAY, DO YOU MINDIF I JUST--

WE SHOULD DEFINITELYGET HER CHECKED OUT, IF THAT'S--

- YEAH.- "CHECKED OUT" IN WHAT WAY?

- LIKE, AT A HOSPITALWITH A DOCTOR FOR SURE,

FOR KLEIN'S.

[sirens wailing]

- TO MY KNOWLEDGE, IT'SA DISEASE THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.

BASICALLY, IF YOU'VE GOT A CUT,AND YOU'RE TOUCHED,

AND YOU HAVE ANY SORTOF OPEN WOUND OR ANYTHING THAT,

YOU KNOW, TOUCHED AN ORIFICE--YOUR EYE, YOUR MOUTH,

OR ANYTHING THAT'S OPENOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

- JEEZ.- YEAH.

IT CAN BE CONTRACTED, SO--

- IS THIS, LIKE, AIDS?IS IT, LIKE--WORSE?

- WELL, IT IS AN IMMUNEDEFICIENCY DISEASE.

- [sighs]

- YEAH?

OKAY.- WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

- HOW ARE WE DOING?

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