Good to see you.
Hey, uh, thank you allfor coming out.
I'm, I'm glad you're here.
The economy is awful, isn't it?
You know what drives me crazyabout the economy
is when they talkabout it on the news.
They act like everybody's rich.
You notice that?Where they'll be like,
"Global economic meltdown.
Is your money safe?"
What, do you mean the $43I have in my checking account?
It should be okay.
Then you turn the channeland they're like,
"Has the valueof your property gone down?"
I don't know.
Let me ask my goddamn landlord.
You know what the worst partof having a landlord is?
People think it's the money;it's so not the money.
Worst part of having a landlord
is having to call the landlord
It's a bit of an exaggeratedtitle, isn't it,
for a guy who rents out roomsto strangers for money?
Like there's something medievalabout the whole thing?
Whenever I see my landlord now,just to mess with him,
I'm always like, "Milord.
"Milord, I come to thee
"from the kingdomof Apartment 4J.
"Milord, if you wouldn't mind
"taking off your cape,
I need you to unclog m' toilet."