Homeless Pride

Season 2 , Ep 12 11/06/08 Views: 6,776

Sarah defends her newly adopted homeless way of life to Laura and Jay. (2:10)

WHAT--

OF THE SLOWINGAMERICAN ECONOMY,

RANKS SWELL AMONGVALLEY VILLAGE'S HOMELESS.

I'M HERE WITH NEWLY HOMELESS CITIZEN,

SARAH SILVERMAN.

THANK YOU, JANE.

YOU KNOW, THE HOMELESSARE REALLY NO DIFFERENT

THAN ANYONE WITHOUT A HOME.

WE SLEEP UNDER THE STARS,

UH, WE POOP IN COFFEE CANS,

AND, UH, YEAH,WE GOSSIP.

OH, SARAH!

WE--WE HAVE A LOT OF--

MY FRIEND THURMANACTUALLY DOES

AN AMAZING IMPRESSIONOF THE GIRLS

FROM DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION.

THURMAN.OH, THURMAN,

DO MANNY...FROM DEGRASSI.

"I'M NOT GONNA BEYOUR TRAINED MONKEY, SARAH."

OKAY, HE'LL DO ITWHEN HE DOES IT.

UM, BUT WE HAVESO MUCH FUN.

MY FRIEND BERT, WHO I'MLOOKING AT RIGHT NOW DOWN THERE.

COME ON.BUT I--

(Sarah) AND HAS ONE GREEN KNEE, WHICH SOUNDS BIZARRE...

OW!

OW!

OW!

MIKE.

MIKE!

SARAH!

HEY, GUYS,HOW WAS APPLE PICKING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGDRESSED LIKE THIS?

I'M HOMELESS NOW.IT'S AMAZING.

SARAH, THAT'S CRAZY.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

YOU NEED TO COME HOMERIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T JUST COME HOME, LAURA.

BEING HOMELESS ISN'T A CHOICE.IT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE BORN WITH.

I REALIZE THAT NOW.

JAY, YOU WERETOTALLY RIGHT.

OH, WELL, I JUST SAW THE SIGNSAND I READ IT AS--

SARAH,YOU'RE NOT HOMELESS.

I CAN SEE YOUR APARTMENTFROM HERE.

LISTEN, SARAH,HUH.

PERHAPS YOU COULDTAKE UP A HOBBY.

I MEAN, INSTEADOF BEING A HOMELESS WOMAN, YOU--

ICE SKATING!

YOU KNOW?

(Laura)SARAH, IT'S NOT SAFETO BE DOWN HERE.

IT' NOT SAFE TO BE AROUNDHOMELESS PEOPLE.

A LOT OF THEMARE MENTALLY ILL.

HUH, WHAT A TOUGH DECISION.

UH, SLEEP NEXT TO A DUMPSTERAND GET STABBED BY TEENAGERS

OR SLEEP INDOORS AND GETA CONDESCENDING LECTURE

ONCE AGAINBY MY SISTER LAURA.

HMM.SARAH...

HEY, WHY DON'T YOUAND THE MOUSTACHE OVER HERE

GO HOME AND DRINKSOME SHERRY

AND WATCH PAT SAJAK ORWHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE DO.

MIKE!

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