Sheryl Underwood - The Sniper

  • Season 7 , Ep 16
  • 05/29/2003
  • Views: 8,779

Sheryl can't believe a black man would do what the D.C. snipers did. (1:31)

EVERYTHING IN HERE.

I'M GLAD THAT THE WHITE FOLK

DONE PAID TO SEE ME.

I MUST BE A CELEBRITY.

I WANT Y'ALL TO START GETTING

TO KNOW OTHER RACES OF PEOPLE,

ESPECIALLY BLACK FOLK.

LIKE Y'ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND

HOW BLACK PEOPLE WATCH THE NEWS.

BLACK PEOPLE, HOW DO WE WATCH

THE NEWS?

WHEN SOME STUFF HAPPENIN' ON

THE NEWS, WHAT ARE WE THINKING?

PLEASE JESUS, DON'T LET

NO NEGROES BE INVOLVED.

[LAUGHTER]

LIKE THE SNIPER.

OH, LORD.

YOU KNOW WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED

THAT THE SNIPER HAPPENED TO BE

BLACK.

WE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT A

BLACK MAN COULD DO WHAT

THE SNIPERS HAVE DONE.

YOU SEE, ONE THING IS,

BLACK FOLK AIN'T GONNA KILL

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THAT'S TOO MUCH LIKE WORK.

THAT'S A CAREER.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WE DON'T DO THAT.

THAT'S A JOB.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE ARE VERY UPSET.

WHY?

BECAUSE USUALLY BLACK PEOPLE

DON'T KILL NOBODY THEY DON'T

KNOW.

LOOK AT BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME.

WE KILL EACH OTHER 'CAUSE

WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

A BLACK MAN AIN'T GONNA KILL

NOBODY HE DON'T KNOW.

WHEN A BLACK MAN GO TO HIS

EX-WIFE'S JOB 'CAUSE HE WANT

TO SHOOT THE BITCH 'CAUSE

HE DON'T WANNA PAY CHILD SUPPORT

AND ALIMONY NO MORE.

HE DON'T KILL EVERYBODY

AT THE COMPANY.

HE SAY, "GET OUT THE WAY,

I JUST WANNA SHOOT THAT BITCH

RIGHT THERE."

THAT'S US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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