Carol Leifer - Lingerie

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 3,592

Lingerie is a rip-off. (1:43)

THERE'S ANOTHER THING I'VE NEVER

UNDERSTOOD, LINGERIE.

WOMEN STOP BUYING THE LINGERIE.

STOP BUYING IT RIGHT NOW.

OH, IT'S A BIG RIP OFF.

OH, MY GOD.

18 BUCKS FOR PANTIES THIS BIG.

(LAUGHTER)

COME ON.

ONE TRIP THROUGH THE DRYER

AND IT'S A FRILLY BOOKMARK.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

AND WHEN DO WE PUT ON

THE LINGERIE?

ALWAYS AT THE BEGINNING

OF THE RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?

OH, YEAH.

FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS,

YOU KNOW.

STRUTTIN' AROUND THE BEDROOM

WEARING A TEDDY.

YEAH, SIX MONTHS LATER YOU'VE

STOPPED SHAVING YOUR LEGS.

(LAUGHTER)

AND YOU LOOK LIKE A TEDDY.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SEE THAT'S WHY I THINK IF YOU

WANNA KNOW IF YOUR GUY IS HOT

FOR YOU, YOU DON'T PUT ON

LINGERIE, NO WAY.

YOU PUT ON THE BIG GRANDMA

UNDERWEAR.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

WHITE COTTON JOBBIES, ELASTIC UP

TO HERE.

YEAH.

ON THE WEEKENDS, DOUBLES AS A

WEDDING TENT.

YOUR GUY COMES OUT YOU'RE

WEARING THAT STUFF.

HE'S A KEEPER.

THERE'S ANOTHER THING I'VE NEVER

UNDERSTOOD, HOW COME MEN HAVE

NIPPLES?

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S THE POINT?

YOU KNOW THEY'RE LIKE PLASTIC

FRUIT.

(LAUGHTER)

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