Even Sesame Street-- I was watching Sesame Street
with my nephew the other day.
Even Cookie Monster,they got him on a diet.
He's like, "Mm-mm, kids, cookiesare now a sometimes snack.
I miss the old Cookie Monster.
He used to want to stick his(bleep) in some chocolate chips.
Shut the door, kids.
Cookie Monster might haveto make this batch my bitch.
I want to try something.I wrote a, uh...
I wrote a love poem,little change of mood.
Can we, uh, can wedim the lights a little bit?
This is a poem I wrotefor my cat.
It's called, "Here Kitty."
(bleep) you, Kitty.
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