Jeff Ross - Cookie Monster

Ross, Kosta, Goldman, Boulger, Andre, Hoogasian, Scolaro Season 2, Ep 6 06/21/2007 Views: 8,152

Jeffrey Ross misses the old Cookie Monster. (1:38)

Even Sesame Street-- I was watching Sesame Street

with my nephew the other day.

Even Cookie Monster,they got him on a diet.

He's like, "Mm-mm, kids, cookiesare now a sometimes snack.


I miss the old Cookie Monster.

He used to want to stick his(bleep) in some chocolate chips.



Shut the door, kids.

Cookie Monster might haveto make this batch my bitch.

I want to try something.I wrote a, uh...

I wrote a love poem,little change of mood.

Can we, uh, can wedim the lights a little bit?



This is a poem I wrotefor my cat.

It's called, "Here Kitty."




(hissing lightly)



(bleep) you, Kitty.