I'm real happy for you.
And not married.
Guess how old I am.
Go ahead, guess.
It's not an auction, thanks.
I'm not married.
I give up.
I was just at mycousin's wedding.
I caught the bouquet.
I just to it homeand re-parted it.
34's not reallyold, though, is it?
-No, I know it's not.
Intellectually, I know it's not.
But emotionally, I'm startingto feel and think and say
these old people things,like "You call that music?
What are they saying?
I don't understand those words.
What is that?
A guy or girl?
Get a haircut."
Everybody's getting old.
My dad's getting old.
I can't believe it.
He's still very handsome, buthis eyebrows are going crazy.
What is it with guysand their eyebrows?
Oh, he looks likea mad scientist.
Yeah, he goes to sleep.
He wakes up. "Ooh, Dad, ooh,did you take a nap or did you
Oh god, my fatherdrives so slowly.
You know, when deers wee myfather's car approaching,
Once a cop stopped my father.
He said, "Sir, you knowhow fast you were going?
Three miles an hour.""I'm sorry, officer.
I guess I was a little anxious."
To do what?
Simulate time lapse photography?