Mark Curry - Crossing a New York City Street

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 06/11/1999
  • Views: 7,137

In New York City, green lights don't mean a thing. (1:20)

LOOK AT THAT, NEW YORK CITY.

GIVE IT UP FOR NEW YORK CITY.

( applause and cheering )

THIS IS ONE HELL OF A CITY.

ANY, ANYBODY FROM OUT OF TOWN?

WHO'S FROM OUT OF TOWN HERE?

( loud cheering )

OKAY, WHERE YOU FROM, BRO?

FLORIDA.FLORIDA.

CLEARWATER, FLORIDA.CLEARWATER...

NOW, IN FLORIDA,WHEN THE LIGHT TURN GREEN

THAT MEANS YOU CAN WHAT?

GO.GO. GO.

AND YOU, YOU WALKACROSS THE STREET

NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T LOOKFOR CARS TO KILL YOU, DO YOU?

YOU WALK ACROSS GREEN...

( whistling tune )

NEW YORK,GREEN DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

EVERY TIMEYOU CROSS THE STREET HERE

YOU GOT TO PLAY DODGE BALL.

WHOA!

YOU BE HAVING YOUR WOMANON YOUR SIDE.

"LET ME GO.GO FOR YOURSELF, GIRL."

YOU GO...

( laughs )

YOU GET ACROSS,YOU GOT TO COAX HER:

"COME ON, GIRL, YOU CAN MAKE IT!

"POOKIE, BABY!OH, MY GOD! GET UP!

"LEAVE THE SHOPPING BAGS.GET UP!

WATCH THE MESSENGER... OH!"

THEY DON'T CARE HERE.

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