Man Vs. Wild Vs. Cocaine

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/19/2010
  • Views: 73,826

The host of a nature show in the Amazon jungle discovers a bush of coca leaves. (2:36)

NATURE'S CRAZIEST LABYRINTH.

WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH,FILLED WITH HUNDREDS OFTHOUSANDS OF SPECIES

AND CREATURES OFALL KINDS.

WHOA! OH WOW.

THESE ARE COCA LEAVES.

THIS IS WHAT THE DRUGCOMMONLY KNOWN AS COCAINE

DERIVES ITSELF FROM.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKEA COUPLE OF THESE.

YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASETHERE'LL BE SOME LONG NIGHTS,

WE WANT TO STAY UP ANDGET SOME MORE HUNTING DONE.

ALL RIGHT, WOW.

LET'S GET A COUPLE MORE.

OKAY, I'M GOOD.LET'S GO.

( drum beating )

OKAY, UM...

WE'RE BACK.THAT WAS A GOOD WHIZZ.

I FEEL REAL GOODABOUT THAT WHIZZ.

UM, AND HERE WE GO!

WE'RE BACK INTHE AMAZON JUNGLE.

AND...

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNAGO WHIZZ ONE MORE TIME.

ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO WHIZZONE MORE TIME. ALL RIGHT.

Crew member: YOU'RE NOT EATING COCA LEAVES ALREADY, ARE YOU?

I'M GOIN' WHIZZ, MAN!IT'S THE AMAZON.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'VE GOT TONSOF TREES HERE...

( indistinct mumbling )

THERE ARE CREATURES ALL OVER.THERE'S A SNAKE.

OH MY GOD,THERE'S DIRT EVERYWHERE.THIS IS LIKE--

Crew member: COULD YOU SLOW DOWN? YOU'RE RAMBLING REALLY FAST.

- OH YEAH, SORRY, MATE.- ( bird chirps )

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT IS IT, GOR?

THAT'S COPS.THAT'S 5-0.

SOUNDS LIKE A BIRD.

NO! NO, THAT'S COPS, MATE.THAT'S COPS.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET MY LEAVES.NOT GONNA GET MY LEAVES.

GOR, WAIT. GOR!

GOR, WHERE ARE YOU?

WAIT, THIS COULD BE HIM.

GOR, WHAT THE ( bleep ), MAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, SORRY, MATE.NO SHORTS ON IN THE CLUB.

WHAT CLUB? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT AM I TALKIN' ABOUT?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW,MAYBE THE ONLY-- THE HOTTESTCLUB IN THE AMAZON.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?GOT ANY GIRLS WITH YOU ORIS IT ALL WIENERS?

OH, LEAVES!WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY?

GOOD, SOME REAL LADIES.GO GO. GET ON IN THERE.

BOTTLE'S ON ME.THESE GIRLS ARE AT MY TABLE.

ALL RIGHT?MY TABLE.

GOR, YOU GOTTA STOP EATING COCA LEAVES, MAN.

T.M.Z.!SECURITY, WE GOT PAPARAZZI.

- ( grunting )- NO, IT'S T.M.Z.

- WE GOT HERE PAPARAZZI.- GOR.

GET OUTTA HERE.

YEAH, PLAY THAT "POKER FACE"A LITTLE LOUDER...

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