Barry Sobel - British Teeth

Barry Sobel & The Higgins Boys and Gruber Season 1, Ep 0130 02/24/1992 Views: 2,518

What is the deal with people's teeth in England? (1:42)

BECAUSE HOW COULD NOT WANTTO SPEAK LIKE HIM?

( imitating Lewis: )QUITE FRANKLY...

HE'S A VERY APOLOGETIC HOST.

( imitating Lewis: )"CAN I BRING THE PEOPLE OUT?

"SHOULDN'T I BRINGTHE PEOPLE OUT

"AND YET I FEELLIKE ATTILA THE JEW.

QUITE FRANKLY,GOT TO BE HONEST."

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE AREALWAYS KILLING PEOPLE

AT THE POST OFFICE.

DO YOU THINK THE POST OFFICE

IS REALLY THE TOUGHEST PLACEIN THE WORLD TO WORK?

IT'S THE POST OFFICE!

NOTHING HAS TO GET ANYWHERE ONTIME OR EVEN GET THERE AT ALL.

HOW STRESSFUL ISTHE POST OFFICE, REALLY?

IT'S LIKE, "UM, DO YOU THINK

THIS LETTER SHOULD HAVE, LIKE,ONE STAMP ON IT OR TWO?"

"THAT'S IT, MAN, YOU'REALL COMING WITH ME, MAN.

"THAT'S IT, BACK OFF, MAN.

DON'T PUSH ME, MAN."

THE SUPERVISOR ISTHE FIRST PERSON THEY KILL

AS IF THE SUPERVISOR ISREALLY TIGHTENING THE SCREWS.

"WELL, GUYS, I THINK THIS YEAR

MAYBE 40% OF THE MAIL SHOULD GETTO WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO."

"THAT'S IT, MAN!

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME,SO BACK OFF!"

I KNOW YOU GUYS AREFROM ENGLAND, RIGHT?

I WAS JUST BACK FROM ENGLAND

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITHPEOPLE'S TEETH IN ENGLAND?

BUT NOT YOU, BUT OTHER PEOPLE.

PEOPLE HAVE MESSED-UP TEETHIN ENGLAND.

I'M GOING TO GO THERE,MAKE A MILLION BUCKS

BY BRINGING A CHEFAND A DENTIST.

THEY'VE NEVER HEARD.

IN ENGLAND, YOU'RE TALKING TO...YOU'RE TALKING TO A NICE GIRL

SHE SMILES-- SHE LOOKS LIKEA PSYCHOTIC JACK-O-LANTERN.

I GOT SO CONFUSED, I BLEWTHE CANDLE OUT IN HER HEAD.

BOOM! THAT'S MY SECOND JOKE.