Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 06/20/2000
  • Views: 17,403

Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing. (3:06)

I BOUGHT A CARWHEN I MOVED TO LOS ANGLES,

'CAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN A BUS.

OH, THEY HAVE THE STOPS,BUT THE BUS NEVER COMES BY.

I USED TO THINK L.A.WAS FILLED WITH HOMELESS,

BUT IT'S JUST PEOPLEWAITING FOR THE BUS.

[laughter]

I BOUGHT A CHEVETTE.THAT WAS MY CHOICE.

OH, YOU'VE HEARD OF IT?

WHAT A MISERABLE CARTHAT IS.

'89 CHEVETTE.

IT CAME WITH A TRAILER HITCH.

WHAT THE HELLCOULD I POSSIBLY TOW?

ANOTHER CHEVETTE IN CASETHE FIRST ONE BREAKS DOWN?

THAT SALESMANSAW ME COMING A MILE AWAY.

"THIS CAR WILL STOPON A DIME, BOY."

"BECAUSE IT DOESN'TGET OVER ONE, YOU ASS."

AND I HAD TO GET THE DIESEL.

YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT ISFILLING IT UP AT A DIESEL PUMP,

JUST ME AND EVERY TRUCKERIN L.A.?

"NICE RIG, BIG NOSE."

I HATE DRIVING THAT CAR, HUH.

THE FREEWAYS IN THE STATESAREN'T SAFE.

THEY'RE BAD HERE TOO.

I HATE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAYIN THAT FAR LANE

NEXT TO THAT WHITE CEMENT THINGTHAT RUNS DOWN THE CENTER OF IT.

OH, THAT'S NOT INTIMIDATINGTO DRIVE NEXT TO AT ALL,

A BIG WHITE CEMENT THINGWITH ALL THE BLACK BUMPER MARKS

FROM THE PEOPLEWHO'VE SMASHED INTO IT BEFORE.

IF I LOSE THAT CAR,I'LL MISS IT.

SO MANY ADVENTURES,YOU KNOW.

I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDINGONCE IN MY CHEVETTE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEENTHE LOOK ON THE COP'S FACE.

I DON'T EVEN THINKHE WANTED TO GIVE ME A TICKET.

HE JUST WANTED TO FIND OUTHOW THE HELL I DID IT.

STICKS HIS HEADRIGHT IN MY WINDOW.

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OFFON HIM THEN.

THEN I WOULD'VEENDED UP ON THE NEWS

IN ONE OF THOSEHIGH-SPEED CHASES,

JUST MEAND MY [bleep] CHEVETTE,

PEOPLE GLUED TO THE TVAS I GO NINE MILES AN HOUR.

THE WIND PICKS UP;

I STICK MY NOSE OUT THE WINDOWAND USE IT AS A SAIL.

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