David Feldman - Homelessness

  • Season 7 , Ep 19
  • 06/19/2003
  • Views: 1,108

People spend more on their pets than they do on the homeless. (1:17)

I DON'T MEAN TO BUM YOU PEOPLE

OUT.

BUT A DOG CAN WANDER AROUND

MANHATTAN, NOT BELONGING

TO ANYBODY.

YOU CAN CALL THE HUMANE SOCIETY,

AND THEY WILL COME AND GET THAT

DOG.

BUT A HUMAN BEING?

NOBODY TO CALL.

NOW MAYBE I'M A BLEEDING HEART

LIBERAL, BUT I THINK WE NEED

A HUMANE SOCIETY FOR HUMANS.

[APPLAUSE]

I THINK THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE

ROUNDED UP, GIVEN SHELTER.

AND IF AFTER SIX WEEKS...

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

GIVE THEM MORE FOOD AND SHELTER.

WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA

SAY?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU UNDERSTAND THE POINT I'M

MAKING, DON'T YOU, YOUNG LADY?

YOU SPEND MORE TO FEED YOUR CATS

AND DOGS THAN YOU DO TO FEED

POOR PEOPLE.

YOU SPEND MORE ON YOUR PETS

THAN YOU DO ON THE HOMELESS.

THAT'S WHY I SAW MAKE THE

HOMELESS PETS.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU COULD HAVE A REAL GERMAN

SHEPHERD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

A REAL BOXER.

OH, YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO LIVE HERE

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