Chris D'Elia - Church Is Creepy Pt. 3

Chris D'Elia: White Male. Black Comic. Season 1, Ep 101 11/20/2013 Views: 21,910

Chris D'Elia explains that there is something even creepier than eating a dude's body at church. (1:30)

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WHAT KIND OF STORYBOOK NARNIAJERK SAYS, "FOREVER AND EVER"?

JUST SAY "FOREVER."IT MEANS THE SAME THING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "HEY,LET'S GO GET LUNCH...AND FOOD."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU'RE WASTING TIME.I'M HUNGRY, MAN!

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪ LINE UPAND EAT THIS GUY'S BODY ♪

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

♪ LINE UPAND EAT THIS GUY'S BODY ♪

♪ THIS IS A GUY'S BODY

YO, THEY MAKE YOUEAT A GUY'S BODY.

YOU DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

YOU'RE JUST LINING UP.

♪ I GOT TO EAT A GUY'S BODY,I GOT TO EAT A GUY'S BODY ♪

♪ I GOT -- WHAT THE HELL?"YEAH, DON'T CUT.

I GOT TO, LIKE --♪ THIS IS A GUY'S BODY

YO, GUESS WHAT?!

HEY, IT'S NOT EVENA DUDE'S BODY, OKAY?!

IT'S NOTHING!

THE ONLY THING CREEPIERTHAN EATING A DUDE'S BODY

IS PRETENDING TO EATA DUDE'S BODY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY REALLY TRY TO SELL IT, TOO.

♪ THIS IS A GUY'S BODY,TRUST ME ♪

♪ THIS IS A GUY'S BODY,EAT THIS GUY'S BODY ♪

♪ THIS IS A GUY'S BODY

♪ IF THIS ISN'T CREEPY ENOUGH,THERE'S A GUY DOWN THERE ♪

♪ YOU CAN DRINK HIS BLOOD

YO![CHUCKLES]

THAT'S WHY EVERYBODYON THE STAINED-GLASS WINDOW'S

LOOKING LIKE THIS.THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVETHEY'RE EATING PEOPLE."

[ LAUGHTER ]