Adam Ferrara - The Vein in Mommy's Head

Season 4 , Ep 5 12/31/00 Views: 6,034

Adam Ferrara and his brothers had a favorite game at home. (1:41)

SHE MADE A COP CRY ONCE.

"YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU

OVER?"

"I AM NOT A MIND READER, MISTER.

I WAS SPEEDING SO I WOULDN'T BE

LATE.

NOW I'M NOT GONNA GET THERE AT

ALL.

GET BACK IN THAT CAR AND THINK

ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!"

ME AND MY BROTHERS ARE IN

THE BACK, LIKE, "OH, DON'T SHOOT

HER.

IT JUST MAKES HER MAD.

THOSE BULLETS BETTER BE SILVER,

OR SHE AIN'T GOING DOWN."

(LAUGHTER)

I FEEL BAD FOR MY MOTHER.

ALL SHE REALLY WANTED WAS A

NORMAL FAMILY, AND SHE DIDN'T

EVEN COME CLOSE.

I GOT TWO YOUNGER BROTHERS.

WHEN WE WERE LITTLE OUR FAVORITE

GAME WAS "LOOK AT THE VEIN IN

MOMMY'S HEAD."

(LAUGHTER)

WE STARTED AGGRAVATING HER EARLY

IN THE MORNING.

BY THE END OF THE DAY, THAT VEIN

WAS THROBBING.

MY FATHER WOULD COME HOME,

AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "JUST DO

SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN."

"ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

JUST SIT DOWN BEFORE THAT POPS."

"GET IN HERE.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU KIDS A STORY

ABOUT FAMILY.

YOUR MOTHER AND I WANTED YOU

KIDS.

WE HAD THREE BECAUSE I KNEW THE

DAY WOULD COME WHEN I'D HAVE TO

KILL ONE OF YA."

(LAUGHTER)

HE WASN'T KIDDING.

I MISS MY BROTHER JOHN.

BUT IT WAS EITHER HIM OR ME,

AND I RATTED HIS ASS OUT.

(LAUGHTER)

MY FONDEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY IS

WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD.

I MADE OUT WITH MY BABY SITTER

CATHY.

SHE STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF

EVERYTHING.

"WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.

I FEEL LIKE SUCH A WHORE."

"WHY?

I'M NOT PAYING YOU.

MY PARENTS ARE.

COME HERE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

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