Oh, Hello - A Medically Inadvisable Amount of Tuna

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 03/04/2014
  • Views: 6,732

During a visit to the doctor, Gil finds out that, medically speaking, he has been eating entirely too much tuna. (2:34)

both: OH, HELLO.

- OKAY, SO, GIL--

SO I LOOKED OVERYOUR CHART--

- OF COURSE,I'M GIL FAIZON.

- AND I'M GEORGE ST. GEEGLANDHIS ASSOCIATE.

- SO I LOOKED OVER YOUR CHART,AND YOU HAVE MERCURY POISONING.

- THANK YOU.- NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S TERRIBLE.

YOU HAVE HIGH LEVELSOF MERCURY IN YOUR BLOOD,

WHICH IS A VERY TOXIC POISON.

- AND THAT'S WHATFREDDIE MERCURY DIED OF?

- NO, HE DIED OF AIDS.

- RIGHT.HE WAS POISONED BY IT.

SO IT WAS MERCURY'SPOISONING.

- NO, ACTUALL--- WE'RE SAYING THE SAME THING.

- CAN I ASK YOU ABOUTSOME OF YOUR SYMPTOMS?

ARE YOU FEELING FATIGUE?- YEAH.

- MUSCLE WEAKNESS?- YEAH.

- OKAY, ANY PEELING SKIN?- YEAH, IT PEELS RIGHT OFF.

- LIKE WALLPAPER.

- WELL, THESE ARE ALL SYMPTOMSOF MERCURY POISONING, SO...

- I DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW YOU COULD HAVE THIS.

YOU JUST GOT A CLEAN BILLOF HEALTH.

- YEAH. I JUST WENT THROUGHA DOCTORS CHECKUP.

- WHO WAS THE PHYSICIAN?

- ABOUT A MONTH AGO,I SAW DR. WONG.

- LOU WONG. YEAH.

- IS THAT YOUR PRIMARYPHYSICIAN?

- HE WAS THE PRIMARY SUSPECTIN A BOTCHED C-SECTION.

- YEAH.- SO HE DIDN'T DO

ANY BLOOD WORKOR ANYTHING?

- LOU WONG?- NO, NO, NO.

HE WAS WAVING A GUN AROUNDAND SCREAMING.

RACE RIOT THIS, RACE RIOT THAT.- YEAH.

- I'M GONNA PRESCRIBEA SUPPLEMENT FOR YOU

OF SELENIUM,AND I WOULD RECOMMEND

THAT YOU STOP EATINGALL FISH.

- I MEAN, I EAT A LITTLE BITOF TUNA FISH.

- OCCASIONALLY TUNA FISH.- OCCASIONALLY.

- OKAY, OCCASIONALLY.

UM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- I DON'T KNOW,I DON'T HAVE MORE THAN

THREE DOLLOPS OF TUNA,YOU KNOW, PER MEAL.

- TWO, THREE ICE CREAMSCOOP'S WORTH?

- YEAH. I MEAN, ABOUTA "HANDSFUL" IS ONE DOLLOP.

- YOU HAVE THREE MEALSOF TUNA FISH PER DAY?

- YOU GOTTA EAT BREAKFAST,LUNCH, AND DINNER, DON'T YOU?

- THREE SQUARES, OR ROUNDS,IF YOU'RE TALKING

ABOUT TUNA DOLLOPS.- OKAY.

- I DON'T THINK WE'VE BEENEATING TOO MUCH TUNA.

- OKAY. I RECOMMENDTHAT YOU SHOULD REALLY

STOP EATING TUNA ALTOGETHER.

- I DON'T THINKTHAT'S TOO MUCH TUNA.

- WELL, IT--IT IS.

- I'VE BEEN EATING...TOO MUCH TUNA.

[clears throat]- UH-OH.

- OH, WHAT COULD THIS BE?- WHAT IS THIS?

- WHAT'S THIS?

- WHAT IS THE MEANINGOF THIS?

- WHAT'S THAT?

- IT'S A VERY OLD SANDWICH.

- YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRANKED.- YOU IDIOT.

YOU STUPID BITCH.

THERE'S A SANDWICHON YOUR DESK NOW.

TOO MUCH TUNA.

[orchestral wind up]

- RIGHT. WELL, BESIDESIT BEING MERCURY POISONING,

IT'S ACTUALLY FOOD POISONINGBECAUSE

THAT MAYONNAISE SEEMS WARM.

- I MEAN,THE MAYONNAISE IS CURDLED,

BUT HE'S BUILT UPA TOLERANCE.

- WELL, IT DOESN'T SMELL GOOD.

- IT'S TURNING, ISN'T IT?- YEAH. AND I HAVE--

- PLUS, I SWITCHED OFF THE A.C.WHEN I CAME IN.

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