I Owe Larry David Money

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 05/14/2014
  • Views: 4,148

Laura Kightlinger and Larry David have an awkward encounter when Larry finds her dining out even though she owes him money. (1:26)

DAVE, YOU HAVE TO GET THIS.

I OWE LARRY DAVID MONEY,

AND I CAN'T LET HIMSEE ME BUYING LUNCH.

- HOW MUCH DO YOU OWE HIM?

- $13,000.

- [laughs]

WELL, WHY DON'T YOUJUST BLOW HIM?

- YOU SEXIST JACKASS.

I'D NEVER SUGGEST YOU PAYSOMEONE BACK BY BLOWING 'EM.

- I'D BLOW MY LANDLORD FOR RENT.

HELL, I'D GIVE HIMA REACH-AROUND FOR CABLE.

- WHAT?LAURA!

HEY.

DO YOU--YOU'RE HERE.

YOU'RE IN--YOU'RE INA RESTAURANT?

LOOK AT THIS.

YOU'RE OUT HERE.YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH.

BOY, THINGS MUST BE PRETTY GOOD.

- OH, I WASH DISHES HERE.

I'M ON MY BREAK.

- OKAY.

HEY, I'M HAVIN' LUNCHWITH LARRY FLINT.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT--WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL HERE?

DO I LET HIM ROLLALL THE WAY TO ME?

OR DO I MEET HIM HALFWAY?

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

- WELL, YOU'RE BOTHGONNA END UP HERE.

- SHOULD I TELL HIMYOU NEED A LITTLE WORK?

- NO, I'LL FIND SOMETHING.

- FIRST OF ALL, DON'T TAKE JOBSYOU DON'T WANT FOR MY SAKE.

- OKAY.

- IT'S LIKE IF SOMEBODYOWES YOU SOMETHING,

YOU NEVER KNOWWHAT THE ETIQUETTE IS.

DO YOU MENTION IT?

DO YOU--DO YOU NOT MENTION IT?- MM-HMM.

- IS THERE AN ELEPHANTIN THE ROOM?

YOU KNOW, ELEPHANT POINTING.

SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD,AND SOMETIMES IT'S NOT GOOD.

- RIGHT, SO--

- YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW

THAT YOU KNOWTHAT YOU OWE ME MONEY?

OF COURSE I KNOWYOU OWE ME MONEY.

OF COURSE I KNOW YOU KNOW.

FOR THE SAKE OF THE FRIENDSHIP,

I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO SAY,"FORGET ABOUT IT.

YOU DON'T OWE ME A NICKEL."

-OH, OKAY, FINE THEN.

- I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO DO THAT.

EH, THAT--THAT SEEMSTOO MUCH OF A GESTURE.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE A JEW,

BUT HE TAKES ITTO THE NEXT LEVEL.

HE'S LIKE THE GIFT SHOPAT THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM.

- [scoffs]

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