Shaun Majumder - Street Noises

  • Season 12, Ep 24
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 12,068

The streetlight change noise is so condescending. (1:54)

THERE'S A LOT OFTECHNOLOGIES OUT THERE

TO HELP THOSELESS FORTUNATE, YOU KNOW?

BUT SOMETIMES ITPISSES ME OFF. OKAY?

I WAS STANDINGAT A STREET CORNER, OKAY,

STANDING, WAITINGFOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE.

YOU KNOW THE STREET LIGHT.AND I HEAR THIS NOISE,

"BEEP, BOOP.

BEEP, BOOP.BEEP, BOOP."

IT'S FOR BLIND PEOPLE.HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE,"BEEP, BOOP"?

AND MY MUSHROOMSJUST KICKED, TOO.

- SO I WAS LIKE, "WHOA."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"BEEP, BOOP." I THINK THIS NOISEIS SO CONDESCENDING.

YOU KNOW? AS IF THESE PEOPLEDON'T HAVE IT BAD ENOUGH.

NOW, AT EVERY STREET CORNER,THEY GOTTA BE REMINDED,

"BEEP, BOOP. WHO'S BLIND?YOU ARE. BEEP, BOOP!

[Baby Talk] WHERE'S YOUR BALL?WHERE'S YOUR BALL? YES IT IS.

YOU'RE BLIND. YOU CANNOT SEE.NO, YOU CANNOT SEE."

I THINK THEY SHOULDCHANGE THE NOISE.

I THINK THEY SHOULD JUSTCHANGE THE SUBTLE TONE OF IT

SO IT DOESN'T SOUND SO"BEEP, BOOP, BEEP BOOP" RIGHT?

HERE'S WHAT I THINKTHEY SHOULD DO.

SO THE BLIND GUY'SSTANDING THERE

READY TO CROSS THE STREET,RIGHT, WHATEVER,

THEY'RE REALLY FAST.BLIND PEOPLE NOWADAYS.

BLIND GUY'S STANDING THEREWAITING TO CROSS.

LIGHT CHANGES.AND INSTEAD OF HEARING,

"BEEP, BOOP." THIS ISWHAT HE HEARS, OKAY, READY?

BE MORE LIKE--"OKAY BLIND PEOPLE!

"OKAY, YOU CAN GO.OKAY, YOU BETTER GO.

"OKAY, NO, SERIOUSLY DUDE,IT'S YELLOW. OH [BLEEP]. RUN!

- BEEP, BOOP. BEEP!"- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OH, BLIND PEOPLE.

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