Sage Advice From a Wise Friend

Adam Killed a Man Season 2, Ep 2 09/12/2014 Views: 448

Randy Liedtke, Kristen Schaal and Rob Christensen become accomplices in Adam's prank on Kyle Newacheck. (1:16)

- YOU GUYS SEE METOUCH THAT?

IT'S A TON OF GOOD AIR.- ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

- NO, NO, I'M GREAT.I'M FEELING GOOD.

- 'CAUSE YOUR SHIRT IS LIKE--- AND YOUR FACE.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH,NO, I'M GREAT.

THIS IS JUST BLOOD.THIS IS--

I'M PRANKING KYLE AND SCARINGPOOP OUT OF HIS BUTTHOLE

BECAUSE HE'S BEENSUCH A BITCH THIS WHOLE SEASON.

HE'S, LIKE,BEING A REAL BITCH.

I TOLD HIM I KILLED A MAN.- WHOA.

- BUT YOU DIDN'TKILL A MAN, RIGHT?

'CAUSE YOU'RE COVEREDIN ACTUAL BLOOD.

- NO, THIS ISFROM THE INSIDE OF A CAT.

- I THOUGHTI SMELLED CAT BLOOD.

THAT'S SMART.- IS THAT ILLEGAL?

OR CAN YOUJUST KILL THE CAT OR?

- I THINK DOWN HERE,IN THE SOUTH, YOU CAN KILL CATS.

- HEY, OH, ADAM.- WHAT?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M TELLING MY BEST FRIENDSRIGHT HERE THAT I KILLED A MAN

USING BOTH BLUNT OBJECTSAND SHARP ONES AS WELL.

IT WAS AS CRAZYAS A WILD BRAWL.

- WE'RE TERRIFIED.- HE TOOK SOME SWINGS AT ME--

- HOMEY.- YEAH?

- HOMEY, YOU NEED TO TAKEYOUR CLOTHES OFF AND BURN THEM

AND THEN TAKE A SHOWER.

STOP TELLING EVERYBODYTHAT YOU KILLED A MAN, OKAY?

IT'S JUST STUPID.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT IS JUST SAGE ADVICEFROM A WISE FRIEND.

AND THEN HE JUST, LIKE, GURGLED,LIKE, ON HIS OWN BLOOD,

AND THEN IT WAS JUST LIKE--

YEAH, AND I MURDEREDTHAT PERSON.

I DID.I MURDERED A MAN.

ANYWAY, OUR FIRST COMICCOMING TO THE STAGE