It's so disrespectful...It is!
for you not to eat a burgerI have given you.
You are not walking out of herewithout eating a fucking burgertoday.
I feel like-- I feel like a lotof you right now are like...
"Well, this can't be it, there'sa bit that's gonna happen."
There is nothing else!This is it, guys!
You are eating-- a fuckingburger today!You better eat that burger.
Goddamn it, I want oneof them burgers so bad.
You know what? I will say,"Good for fucking you."
Everyone give a round ofapplause for this guy.Come here! Come here!
Stand up! Stand up!No, stand up!
What's your name?Evan.
Okay, Evan--Now are you an original memberof Incubus?
We have to say something to you,because you have been eatingyour burger.
Anybody that ate their burger,we want you to knowthis message.
You're a fucking pig.Disgusting.
You're a fucking pig.You're fucking gross.
You fucking think you're betterthan everyone thatdidn't take a burger?
You're fucking sick!You fucking grab loose meatfrom two strangers?
You're fucking eating loose meaton television!
Sit the fuck down!What the fuck!
Jesus Christ!Jesus Christ!
If you're eating a burger,you're disgusting.
And then, if you're not eatinga burger, you're also fuckingdisgusting.
You know what, Pally?You know what?
Do me a favor, spit in my face.
Now I didn't want to do that.
He didn't want to do that!I didn't want to do that.
I didn't want to do that.But we needed a wayto show you...
what you guys are beinglike right now.
I know it seemed like I didit without hesitation...
but I was like,"I don't want to do--"
Can I have that burger, sir?
Show everybody how to eat.I think-- yeah.
This is how you eat a burger.
We are going to show you how toproperly not eat and eat afucking burger...
It's not that hard.at the same time.
Dude, stop it!
No, you're gonna eat the fuckingburger!
I can't eat a burger.No, you're gonna eat the fuckingburger.
I can't eat the burger.Eat the goddamn burger!
I don't want--dude, get away from me!
I don't want to eat the fuckingburger, man!
Eat the fucking burger!
You eat this fucking burger!
Come on, you little fuckingIsraeli!
I'll fucking kill youright here!
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