Adam Pally & Gil Ozeri - The Burger Is the Bit - Uncensored

The One with the Jacket Season 2, Ep 2 07/07/2015 Views: 858

After handing out burgers to the crowd, Adam Pally and Gil Ozeri bully the audience into eating them. (2:32)

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It's so disrespectful...It is!

for you not to eat a burgerI have given you.

You are not walking out of herewithout eating a fucking burgertoday.

I feel like-- I feel like a lotof you right now are like...

"Well, this can't be it, there'sa bit that's gonna happen."

There is nothing else!This is it, guys!

You are eating-- a fuckingburger today!You better eat that burger.

Goddamn it, I want oneof them burgers so bad.

You know what? I will say,"Good for fucking you."

Everyone give a round ofapplause for this guy.Come here! Come here!

Stand up! Stand up!No, stand up!

What's your name?Evan.

Okay, Evan--Now are you an original memberof Incubus?

We have to say something to you,because you have been eatingyour burger.

Anybody that ate their burger,we want you to knowthis message.

You're a fucking pig.Disgusting.

You're a fucking pig.You're fucking gross.

You're sick.

You fucking think you're betterthan everyone thatdidn't take a burger?

You're fucking sick!You fucking grab loose meatfrom two strangers?

You're eating--

You're fucking eating loose meaton television!

Sit the fuck down!What the fuck!

Jesus Christ!Jesus Christ!

If you're eating a burger,you're disgusting.

And then, if you're not eatinga burger, you're also fuckingdisgusting.

You know what, Pally?You know what?

Do me a favor, spit in my face.

Now I didn't want to do that.

He didn't want to do that!I didn't want to do that.

I didn't want to do that.But we needed a wayto show you...

what you guys are beinglike right now.

I know it seemed like I didit without hesitation...

but I was like,"I don't want to do--"

Can I have that burger, sir?

Show everybody how to eat.I think-- yeah.

This is how you eat a burger.

We are going to show you how toproperly not eat and eat afucking burger...

It's not that hard.at the same time.

Go.

Dude, stop it!

No, you're gonna eat the fuckingburger!

I can't eat a burger.No, you're gonna eat the fuckingburger.

I can't eat the burger.Eat the goddamn burger!

I don't want--dude, get away from me!

I don't want to eat the fuckingburger, man!

Eat the fucking burger!

You eat this fucking burger!

Huh?

Come on, you little fuckingIsraeli!

I'll fucking kill youright here!

What you have just witnessedis a live viral presentation.

We are employees of therestaurant Wal-burgers.

Which airs every 7:30 AM,for a six-hour block on A & E.

Please watch it,goodnight, everybody.