Todd Barry - Holiday Shopping

  • Season 2, Ep 10
  • 07/23/1999
  • Views: 8,351

You can shop with your eyes closed. (1:18)

THE BODY SHOP? OH, MY GOD.

THAT IS THE PERFECT

LAST MINUTE-THOUGHTLESS-GIFTWAREHOUSE.

YOU CAN SHOP THEREWITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND...

( mumbling )

"GRAPEFRUIT BATH GEL."

LET'S SEE, MY MOM EATSGRAPEFRUIT; SHE BATHES. BOOM.

NICE BOTTLE.NO NEED TO BUY WRAPPING PAPER.

TOTAL SHOPPING TIME:NINE SECONDS.

BUT IF YOU'RE GOINGTO SEND SOMEONE A PRESENT

SEND IT FEDERAL EXPRESS.

OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE.

YOU CALL UP FED-EX, LIKE

"HI, I HAVE SOMETHINGI WANT DELIVERED.

"IT'S THERE ALREADY?

"I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT ITIN THE BOX YET.

"NO, I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING AT ITRIGHT NOW.

"IT'S ON MY KITCHEN TABLE.

"I'M LOOK...OH, MY GOD, IT'S GONE.

"THAT WAS GOOD WORK.

"WHAT? MY DAD LIKES THE SWEATER?

"HE'S TRYING IT ON.

"IT'S TOO BIG ON HIM?

"YOU'RE GOING TO FLY HIMTO MACY'S TO EXCHANGE IT?

BUT THE RECEIPT, IT SAID...OH, THANK YOU."

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