RETURN JULY 2014
If I don't have my way, like,when I go to drive-throughs,
and they screw up my order?
Oh, I'm evil.
I go back around and I start ordering, but I throw them
off by doing this, right?They'll come on the speaker.
"Welcome to Fantastic Burger,how can I help you?"
I'll do this:
(bubbly woman's voice)Hello, sir?
Can I please havea double cheeseburger,
an order of friesand a shake? (laughs)
Double cheeseburger,order of fries and a shake.
Oh, my God, yes.
Thank you, pullup to the window.
And I pull up.
(mimics car engine,brakes screeching)
Oh, they're not expecting me.
Oh, the look on their face is the best, right?
Did you just order?
They come back with a bag of food, you know.
Um, would you like ketchup?
That's where I let them have it.
(woman's voice):Oh, my God, yes! (laughs)