Coochie Mold

  • Season 3 , Ep 9
  • 07/24/2012
  • Views: 123,069

Montez moves into his RV when he suspects his wife of cheating. (2:00)

- HO HO HO.- WHOO!

- OH, MY GOSH.- HO.

- WE'RE DOING IT, GUYS.

WE'RE OFFICIALLYDOING ROAD RULES, MAN.

- MM-HMM. YEAH.- [laughs] THIS IS GREAT.

- DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHATTHIS THING DOES TO PANTIES?

SOPS THEM, THEN DROPS THEM.- YES, IT DOES.

- YEAH, CHICKS LOVE DUDESWITH RVs.

MY UNCLE DRIVES ONE.

GETS LAID ALL THE TIME.- YEAH?

- HE'S A COKE DEALER ALSO,SO THAT MIGHT

HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

- IT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE DIDTO BUY THE RV, YOU KNOW?

- AND I WANT THE BEST BED'CAUSE I'M PROBABLY

GONNA BE DOING SOME "FUGZIN'."

- WELL, WE ALL WANT THAT.- YOU BETTER BE.

- YEAH. BUT WHOEVER TOUCHESTHE RV FIRST GETS IT.

- WAIT--NO. WHAT?

- [laughs] OH! YOU SUCKERS.- DAMN IT, ADAM.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE US A LITTLE BITOF ADVANCE NOTICE.

WHOEVER TOUCHES THE OTHER SIDE,GETS TO CONTROL THE RADIO.

READY, SET, GO.- WAIT, NO--

- I SAID READY, SET, GO.[laughing]

YEAH.

[water running]UH, HEY, MONTEZ.

WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE A TOUROF THE RV IF THAT'S COOL.

- YOU WANT ME TO TAKEYOUR GARBA--OKAY.

YOU HAVE A BAG FULLOF DOUBLE-ENDED DILDOS?

- THAT'S USED.THAT'S WAS USED PROBABLY.

- STRAP-ONS--IS THIS EVAN STONE?

- WHAT'S HE'S DOING BACK THERE?

- IS THAT EVAN STONE?HE'S MY FAVORITE.

- MAN, THAT'S $1,200 WORTHOF PREMIUM SEX TOYS.

GOT THEM FOR COLLEENFOR OUR TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

MADE HER A MUSIC VIDEO,BUT IT'S ALL OVER, MAN!

IT'S OVER!- WHY IS THAT?

- 'CAUSE SHE CHEATING ON ME,MAN!

- WHOA.- WAIT.

- DID SHE--SHE--DID SHE TELL YOU THAT?

UM, BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHINGABOUT, LIKE, WHO IT MIGHT BE

OR, LIKE, WHAT THE PERSONLOOKS LIKE, RIGHT?

- MAN, I HEARD HER ON THE PHONETALKING ABOUT

SHE WORRIED ABOUT GETTIN' A STD.

LIKE SHE GOT SOME KIND OF THINGCALLED COOCHIE MOLD.

- WHAT?- AWESOME, DUDE.

I ACTUALLY JUST WON A FOOT RACE,SO I'M ENTITLED TO THE BEST BED.

SO IS THAT IN THE FRONT?

- HEY, YOU CAN'T USE THISANYMORE, DUMMY.

I'M LIVING IN THERE.- OKAY, FOR SURE.

- LIKE, WHAT THE [bleep]HAPPENED TO MY LIFE?

I HAD IT ALL.

TELL YOU WHAT, MAN,IF I CATCH THIS DUDE,

I'M GONNA CUT HIS DICK OFF.

I'M JUST GONNA TAKE ITAND JUST RIP IT.

I'LL PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE

AND COOK IT.- OH, RIGHT.

YEAH, 'CAUSE, LIKE, CHEATERS.

WE HATE 'EM.THEY MAKE ME SICK.

BUT YOU KNOW,MAYBE YOU SHOULD TREAT 'EM NICE.

I'M GONNA GO, UH, THROW UP'CAUSE I'M SO SICK

OF HEARING ABOUTYOUR HORRIBLE SITUATION, MAN.

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