#HashtagWars - #SexyRestaurants

  • Season 1 , Ep 01015
  • 01/29/2014
  • Views: 1,085

Riki Lindhome, Jonah Ray and Kyle Dunnigan tweak the names of famous restaurant chains to make them much sexier. (1:53)

(APPLAUSE)

THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY.

IT'S THE BIGGEST ADVERTISING DAY

OF THE YEAR AND BECAUSE EVERYONE

KNOWS SEX SELLS, TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS #SEXYRESTAURANTS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE

"PANDA SEX-PRESS,"

"BAREBACK STEAK HOUSE..."

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

(LAUGHING)

DON'T ASK FOR THE BLOOMING

ONION.

(CROWD GROANS)

(APPLAUSE)

NO, DON'T EVEN PATRONIZE ME!

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, GO!

KYLE DUNNIGAN.

>> BLUMPKIN DONUTS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: THAT'S ONE OF MY

FAVORITE WORDS.

POINTS!

JONAH RAY.

>> JACK-IN-A-BOX.

>> Chris: POINTS!

RIKI LINDHOME?

>> CALIFORNIA (BLEEP) KITCHEN.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I LOVE THAT YOU SAID

IT LIKE TRACY FLICK FROM

ELECTION, YOU HAD THAT

DETERMINATION.

POINTS.

JONAH RAY.

>> FIVE GUYS.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: POINTS!

RIKI LINDHOME.

CHIK-FELLATIO.

>> Chris: YES, OF COURSE!

JONAH RAY.

>> DUNKIN' DEEZ NUTS.

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: YES, KYLE DUNNIGAN.

>> INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF TITS,

AND IT'S SHORT: I-HOT.

>> Chris: POINTS, YES!

RIKI?

>> BLACK ANUS STEAKHOUSE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: POINTS!

JONAH RAY.

>> BASKIN THROBBINS.

>> Chris: YES!

I NEVER WANT THIS TO END.

KYLE DUNNIGAN.

>> BENN-AGAIN AND AGAIN AND

AGAINS.

>> Chris: YES, I'LL GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

WELL DONE!

THAT WAS THE END OF A PHENOMENAL

#HASHTAGWARS.

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