First up,some breaking news.
And it's personal.Hey, uh, Donald Trump,
don't be stealingour (bleep), man.
Yeah. No, because last nighton our show,
Jordan Klepper gave a speech,
and then today, Donald Trumptotally ripped it off.
Check it out.
Flag pin. America.
the people that we love,Americans.
Make our country great again.
What the hell?!
What the hell, Donald?
I mean, on the one handI'm pissed off.
On the other hand,you realize this means
Donald watches the show.Hey, Donny. Hi.
And he's clearly a fanof Jordan Klepper. Yeah.
Oh, (bleep), that...that gives me an idea.
Jordan!Jordan, Jordan, can we...
-Jordan Klepper, everybody!-Yeah. Yeah. -(cheering)
-Jordan Klepper.-Yeah. Yeah.
I do not wishto be president anymore.
And I see that my campaignhas been divisive,
so I will be dropping outof the race.
America needs to be great again,
and that's why we needto build the wall
and ban the Muslims and get ridof all these Mexicans!
-Make America great again!-Wait, wait, Jordan, Jordan.
I didn't say any of thatlast part. What are you doing?
Sorry, Trevor, it's just...me and Trump are linked.
-(laughter) -We're likeHarry Potter and Voldemort.
-(laughter)-Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go look at photosof Ivanka.
-(groans, jeers) -Oh, wow.Are you guys still linked?
No, we're not still linked.