Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom

  • Season 11, Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 13,057

Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group. (2:49)

DON'T WAVER. JUST KEEP GOING 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW

- WHERE IT'S GOING TO LEAD YOU.- YOU NEVER KNOW.

- YOU NEVER KNOW.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LIKE I LOOK OUT IN THE CROWD. I SEE ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

NOW I KNOW A LOT OF YOUWHEN YOU WERE LITTLE

YOU WANTED TO BE BALLERINAS. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WANTED

TO TAKE BALLET CLASS TO BE A BALLERINA?

IT'S NOT TOO LATE. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

I'M A LITTLE BIT OLDER.I'M A LITTLE BIT FATTER.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.YOU'LL BE THE FIRST OLD,

FAT BALLERINA IN THE GAME. AND THAT'S NEW.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PAY TO GO SEE THAT. I WOULD.

YOU WANT TO SEE FINESSE MITCHELL DO COMEDY AT THE HUDSON THEATRE?

UH-UH. I HEARD FAT KEESHA IN TOWN DOING BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

I WANT TO GO SEE FAT KEESHA. BUT THAT JUST GOES-- YOU KNOW,

EVERYBODY GOT A DIFFERENT UPBRINGING, YOU KNOW.

MY MOM HAD ME WHEN SHE WAS 15. SO I KNOW THE YOUNGER THE MAMA,

THE MORE JACKED UP YOUR NAME WILL BE.

ME AND MY MOM, WE NEVER GOT ALONG.

NUMBER ONE. WE IN THE SAME AGE GROUP.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? SO EVERY SATURDAY MORNING,

WE FIGHTING OVER THE REMOTE CONTROL.

I LIKE THE SUPER FRIENDS, SHE LIKE THE SMURFS.

- I HATED HER. - [LAUGHTER]

I REMEMBER SITTING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING MY HOMEWORK,

AND SHE BEING ON THE OTHER SIDE DOING HER HOMEWORK.

I COULDN'T HELP HER. SHE COULDN'T HELP ME.

WE BE SITTING THERE ALL DAMN NIGHT STRUGGLING.

NEITHER ONE OF US WOULD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY TILL WE WERE FINISHED.

MY TEACHERS WOULD GET MAD AT ME.

"FINESSE, YOU NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.

"BRING YOUR MOTHER TO THE SCHOOL.

WE WANT TO MEET YOUR MOTHER." "I'M SORRY, MISS GREEN.

"BUT MY MOMMA HAVE HER OWN HOMEWORK PROBLEMS.

SHE DON'T HAVE TIME TO COME UP TO THIS SCHOOL."

"FINESSE, WE WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER." I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT."

SO I TOLD MY MOM, AND THE NEXT DAY,

SHE RODE HER BIKE UP TO THE SCHOOL.

SHE HAD THAT PINK HUFFY. REMEMBER THAT BACK IN THE DAY?

"HEY, MISS GREEN. SORRY I'M LATE.

"I HAD DRILL TEAM PRACTICE. I KNOW MY SON IN TROUBLE.

JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL ME WHAT HE DID."

"WELL, LISTEN, MISS MITCHELL.

"WE'VE BEENASKING FINESSE ALL WEEK.

"HE WILL NOT GIVE US AN ANSWER.

FINESSE, WHO SIGNED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE?"

"I DON'T KNOW."

"FINESSE, WHO SIGNED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE?"

"I DON'T KNOW." MY MOM SAID, "HOLD ON, MISS GREEN.

"LET ME ASK HIM. COME HERE, BOY. BAM!

"NOW, BOY, IF YOU SIGNED THE DAMN THING, TELL HER.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

"I KNOW HIS SIGNATURE. LET ME SEE THE SIGNATURE.

I TELL YOU IF HE SIGN IT. STOP SIGNING--"

[LAUGHTER]

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