Chris Hardwick - Silly Voices

Chris Hardwick: Mandroid Season 1, Ep 101 11/10/2012 Views: 6,174

Using cartoon voices doesn't really spice things up in the bedroom for Chris Hardwick. (1:26)

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in my act,

and I ama cartoon voiceover actor.

I have been for a long time.

I love to docartoon voiceovers.

It's a lot of fun.Always a lot of fun.

Not so much fun if a ladywants me to spice things up

in the bedroomwith some cosplay.

Don't do thatwith a voice actor.

She's like, "I want youto pretend to be a Viking."

And I'm like, "All right."

So I get my iron helmetwith a horn in it,

leather bracers,

furry boots, no pants,

stomping into the bedroom

all Viking like, like,

"I see that you havean empty [bleep]."

"You would like meto be filling

"your empty [bleep]with my wieners?

Where are you going?"

I did a children's cartoon showfor a long time

where I played a cow,

which was a lot of fun

except I played a male cowwith udders.

And that [bleep]infuriated people.

Dweebs would run up to meall the time on the street,

"There's no such thing as...

a male cow with udders!"