in my act,
and I ama cartoon voiceover actor.
I have been for a long time.
I love to docartoon voiceovers.
It's a lot of fun.Always a lot of fun.
Not so much fun if a ladywants me to spice things up
in the bedroomwith some cosplay.
Don't do thatwith a voice actor.
She's like, "I want youto pretend to be a Viking."
And I'm like, "All right."
So I get my iron helmetwith a horn in it,
furry boots, no pants,
stomping into the bedroom
all Viking like, like,
"I see that you havean empty [bleep]."
"You would like meto be filling
"your empty [bleep]with my wieners?
Where are you going?"
I did a children's cartoon showfor a long time
where I played a cow,
which was a lot of fun
except I played a male cowwith udders.
And that [bleep]infuriated people.
Dweebs would run up to meall the time on the street,
"There's no such thing as...
a male cow with udders!"