Darrell Hammond - Newt Gingrich

  • Season 4, Ep 1
  • 12/03/2000
  • Views: 3,044

Some politicians just make stuff up. (0:59)

NOBODY BOTHERS TO QUESTIONSOME OF OUR LEADERS,

OR, Y'KNOW--I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING--

I'M NOT A SMART MAN,I'M NOT.

I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGEWITH A 2.1.

AND THAT WAS CHEATIN'.

BUT, LISTEN,THEY HAD--

SOME OF THESE POLITICIANSJUST MAKE THINGS UP.

LIKE, REMEMBER THAT GUYNEWT GINGRICH ?

THAT GUY JUSTMAKES STUFF UP.

LIKE, THEY ASKED HIM ABOUTWOMEN IN THE MILITARY.

ALL RIGHT,THIS IS WHAT HE SAID.

"WOMEN CAN'T BE IN THEMILITARY 'CAUSE OF COURSE

"THEY'VE GOT THATVAGINA, UH...

"AND THEY MIGHT BE LYINGIN A DITCH AT SOME POINT...

( muttering )"... A VAGINA.

"THEY MIGHT GET AN INFECTIONAND THEY'D ALL START CRYING,

AND EVERYONEWOULD GO HOME."

WHAT ?!

I WISH I-- YOU COULDN'TWRITE THAT.

THE DAMN GUY JUST FIGURES,"THEY CAN'T TOUCH ME.

THEY CAN'T TOUCH ME."

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