It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.
If you've been anywherenear an Internet-enabled device
this last week,you know the world is squeeing.
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddlestonare exchanging fluids!
(jeering, shouting, whooping)
Uh... reached for comment,every 12-year-old girl said,
"OMG, my fan fictioncame to li-feeee!!!"
With nine E's and bunchof exclamation points.
Uh, this wouldonly ever be eclipsed
when Zayn from One Direction'sgonna (bleep) a unicorn.
This is an actual file photo.
Who... who Photoshopped
the apple box thathe's standing on down there?
Uh, since Hiddleston'sbest known
for playingAvengers villain Loki,
we can only assumethere's gonna be
an epic breakup song about himin, uh, about ten days.
-(laughter) -So, uh...in honor of this inevitability,
tonight's hashtagis #ComicBookSongs.
Examples might be: ♪ Hit me,Batman, one more time. ♪
or: anythingby Hulk Smash Mouth.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Eli Roth. -♪ I knowwhen that hotline Thing. ♪
-All right, points.-(laughter)
-Steve Agee.-"All Along the Watchmen Tower."
-Steve. -"It Ain't EasyBeing Green Lantern."
-All right, points.-(laughter, shouts)
-Eli.-♪ Let's talk about Lex, baby. ♪
Yes, points. Spike.
-"Livin' la Vida Loki."-Points! Very good.
-Steve.-"Highway to Hellboy."
-Spike.-"Stand by Lee."
-Points! Very good.-(cheering, applause)
-♪ Come on, Wolverine. -Yes, points.
-Spike. -♪ Me and Ultrondown by the schoolyard. ♪
-(laughter)-I wanted to sing.
I wanted to sing tonight.Let me sing!