Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 5,625

Dogs tell it like it is. (1:06)

(Christian Finnegan)I LOVE DOGSBECAUSE THERE'S NOFILTER MECHANISM

BETWEEN THE DOG'SBRAIN AND ITS TAIL.

THERE'S NO FILTER THERE.

LIKE, IF A DOG IS HAPPY,THE TAIL IS WAGGING.

AND IF THE TAIL ISWAGGING, THE DOG IS HAPPY.

THERE'S, LIKE, THERE'SNO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE(bleep) LIKE HUMANS.

LIKE, "OH, THIS DOUCHE BAGTHINKS I'M HAPPY TO SEE HIM.

WHAT A (bleep)."

LIKE, THERE'SNONE OF THAT.

THERE'S NO FILTER THERE.

SO IT SEEMS OF ALL THECREATURES IN NATURE.

DOGS HAVE THE WORSTPOKER FACE, RIGHT?

THEY CAN'T BLUFFFOR (bleep).

WHICH THEN MAKES MEWONDER WHY THERE ARE

SO MANY PAINTINGS OFDOGS PLAYING POKER.

'CAUSE IF YOU THINK ABOUTIT, DOGS WOULD SUCK AT POKER.

I WANT IN ON ONEOF THOSE GAMES.

I WOULD TOTALLY CLEAN UP.

LIKE, YOU WOULD JUST WAITFOR THE CARDS TO GET DEALT

AND THEN JUSTLISTEN FOR THE TELLTALE

THAP, THAP, THAP, THAP,THAP, THAP, THAP, THAP.

ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'M OUT.

LOOKS LIKE CHOMPER'SPULLED A FULL HOUSE.

AND BAXTER'SLICKING HIS (bleep).

THAT'S GONNA BE WORTH ATLEAST TWO PAIR, I'M GUESSING.

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